The Kingdom of Triangola is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Yuo with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 4.914 billion Triangolans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baril. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Triangolan economy, worth 576 trillion Nomas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,351 Nomas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest superhero movie features a caped rooster with adamantium claws, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Baril, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, and a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Triangola's national animal is the rooster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is alternative Christianity.

Triangola is ranked 88,955^th in the world and 95^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Corrupt Governments, with 17.36 kickbacks per hour.