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The International Commonwealth of Yukjuleide

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Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Council of Constructed Languages

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Yukjuleide

Population10.384 billion

CapitalQeitaroue
LeaderSesunys Bleagouli

CurrencyLeifaught
Animalelectric eel

The International Commonwealth of Yukjuleide is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sesunys Bleagouli with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.384 billion Jeedoulienes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qeitaroue. The average income tax rate is 66.3%.

The powerhouse Yukjuleidean economy, worth 925 trillion Leifaughts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,108 Leifaughts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected, Y-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, and some Yukjuleidean athletes have defected to Blackacre after being denied the chance to compete in international sporting events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Yukjuleide's national animal is the electric eel, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Yukjuleide is ranked 245,128th in the world and 6th in Council of Constructed Languages for Most Primitive, scoring -139.08 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Top
5%
Largest Welfare Programs: 13,406thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,600thLeast Corrupt Governments: 13,912thTop
10%
Nicest Citizens: 16,597thMost Inclusive: 17,184thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,222ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,316thHighest Food Quality: 24,333rdLargest Publishing Industry: 24,816thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,764thSmartest Citizens: 26,398thMost Advanced Public Education: 28,417th
Top
10%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yukjuleide was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education, Most Valuable International Artwork, Highest Food Quality, and Most Inclusive.
  • : Yukjuleide's influence in Council of Constructed Languages rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Yukjuleide was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Yukjuleide was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Yukjuleide was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Yukjuleide was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Yukjuleide was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Yukjuleide was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Yukjuleide was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Yukjuleide was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.

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