The Empire of Zennit is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Zahard Yassin Zenit with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 8.803 billion Zennitians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zenit City. The average income tax rate is 63.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Zennitian economy, worth a remarkable 1,093 trillion Zenits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 124,270 Zenits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters, fraternities are rejoicing at government-subsidized partying, child support loans with high interest rates are available in Zennitian banks, and health insurance executives die young due to their claims being denied by their own companies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zennit's national animal is the Shylily, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Apostolic Catholicism.

Zennit is ranked 19,766^th in the world and 218^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cultured, scoring 88 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.