Security Council Resolutions
Since the rise of the World Assembly from the ashes of its predecessor, the Bureaucracy That Cannot Be Named, WA member nations have worked tirelessly to improve the standard of the world. That, or tried to force other nations to be more like them. But that's just semantics.
Below is every World Assembly resolution ever passed.
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Security Council Resolution # 366
Liberate New Western Atlantic
A resolution to strike down Delegate-imposed barriers to free entry in a region.
The Security Council,
Noting the founderless, passworded state of the region New Western Atlantic (NWA);
Understanding that striking down this password will allow the region to be brought under the control of the inter-regional community;
Abhorred that the NWA, in lieu of traditional methods of recruitment, absorbed and integrated communities of other regions, such as that of Norden whose unique community was destroyed after merging into the NWA;
Disgusted by the NWAs association with a myriad of questionable and undesirable regions;
Disappointed by the NWAs unapologetic tolerance of problematic nations and dangerous content such as fascism and anti-semitism;
Horrified by the actions of the NWA's most prominent nations who weaponised and non-consensually distributed the sensitive private information of the leaders of other nations;
Alarmed by the clemency given by the NWA to nations who distributed the aforementioned information;
Knowing the NWAs community relocated to the New Western Empire for security purposes when its founder ceased to exist, though has failed to adequately self-improve to provide a safe and inclusive region for its nations;
Seeking to set an example of the consequences of the NWAs actions in hopes of preventing other regions from making the same mistakes;
Hereby liberates New Western Atlantic.
Passed: |
For: | 10,434 | 84.5% |
Against: | 1,915 | 15.5% |
Security Council Resolution # 367
Commend Maowi
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
The Security Council,
Recognizing public service and the World Assembly as avenues for contribution to the multiverse for nations, and that first and foremost among these bureaucrats who lack recognition in the wider community is Maowi;
Admiring Maowi's service to Europeia through their diligent and well enumerated recruitment efforts, serving as Minister of Recruitment following the untimely departure of the Minister while Maowi was in a position to answer the call to serve, and creating a tournament for members of the region based on their recruitment activities, thus bolstering Europeia's recruiting prowess;
Celebrating Maowis stellar leadership of the Ministry of Communications, where they reintroduced the column system of organising articles, fostered long-term success, and produced an impressive number of articles, including ones popularising the World Assembly;
Recalling fondly that their service revolutionized the World Assembly Affairs Ministry in Europeia during their tenures in office through:
Their reinvention of the World Assembly 101 program with Imperium Anglorum, which brought information on the conduct of the World Assembly to interested members of the multiversal community,
Their mentorship of several future World Assembly Affairs Ministers such as Ouardeheya, Mancheseva City, and Pland Adanna, ensuring the program could continue at a high level of excellence following their departure, and
Their introduction of discussions of World Assembly resolutions within the ministry, thus improving the degree of awareness about the World Assembly among interested parties in the region;
Saluting the efforts of Maowi in the WA as led by Dr. Feargal Yurilevich and the Maowese delegation, as they have contributed immensely to the conduct of international law through such resolutions as:
GA #457: Defending The Rights of Sexual and Gender Minorities, which protected the right of same gender partnerships to marry, established the principle of non-discrimination under the law on the basis of gender or sexuality, and affirmed the right of the citizens of member states to identify with whatever gender they so choose,
GA #489: Ethical Treatment of Animals in Research, which ensured that animal experimentation was drastically reduced in member states and that the last vestiges of this practice were as humane as possible,
GA #537: Right to Assemble, which continued to ensure that citizens of member states maintained the right to peaceful protest;
Acknowledging too that the many-sided genius of Maowi further extends to assisting other nations with their own endeavors in the World Assembly, demonstrated by Maowi's invaluable assistance with and co-authorship of:
SC #341: Commend King HEM which honoured the founder of Europeia, recognizing their service to it, The Land of Kings and Emperors, and The South Pacific,
SC #349: Commend Marrabuk which recognized a lauded figure in the history of the East Pacific, noting their contributions to that region's Government and Foreign Affairs and in countering the coup of Fedele; and
Appreciating Maowi's contributions to South Pacific (SP) wherein they successfully led the Mission to the World Assembly, collecting data on SP's votes in the World Assembly and performing tasks critical to ensuring that region members were informed consumers of and voters on the World Assembly's resolutions by disseminating, and providing an informed opinion on, proposals to national leaders in that region;
Believing that Maowi's contributions to Sky Haven are also significant, such as their service as an Octarchon, assisting the founder in the initial proceedings of the community, and later service as Majordomo, or the Chief Executive, in Sky Haven's first Government; and
Noting that while the motto of the Maowese may be "Lethargy, Languor, and Laziness!", they have embodied none of these and that as a result, they are a people which all nations would be better off emulating;
Hereby Commends Maowi.
Co-authored by Orca and Narwhal and Mancheseva City.
Passed: |
For: | 11,170 | 90.9% |
Against: | 1,124 | 9.1% |
Security Council Resolution # 368
Commend Suvmia
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
The Security Council,
Recognizing that since the start of Suvmias international involvement in July 2017 with the founding of The United Nations of CASA, the nation has been focused on the betterment of the international community, even to such an extreme where they ignore their own nation in favor of focusing on others,
Celebrating Suvmias founding of The Ascendancy Federation (TAF) in January of 2018, creating the opportunity, one possibly unknown to the smaller communities in the fringes of the world, to garner more influence in international politics by uniting under a single organization, albeit far less renowned; TAF was a precursor to other multi-regional organizations such as The United Region Alliance (URA),
Highlighting Sumvias help in the creation of The United Ascendancy (TUA), a region founded by Princepterra a proxy of Laudesia, Suvmia, and Urrangslan, in 2019 the regions in TAF were on the verge of collapse due to an inactivity crisis, a multitude of nations were leaving or ceasing to exist ravishing the regional governments and communities, Suvmias assistance was paramount in stopping this by gathering these collapsing communities and giving them a larger, more stable, active, new region,
Further highlighting Suvmias roles as the first Minister of Foreign Affairs and second President of The United Ascendancy in 2019-2020, laying the foundation of foreign affairs in the region, by co-authoring the constitution, authoring the Embassy Policy, and spearheading recruitment efforts for the region to grow from only a few nations to just under 100,
Acknowledging Suvmias guidance in assisting new nations navigate the international political sphere, most notably World Assembly author and The Democratic Republic Delegate Orca and Narwhal, and other former members of the TUAs government and URAs Alliance Cabinet such as Adachi, and Ascanian,
Noting that even though The Ascendancy Federation and The United Ascendancy are now defunct, Suvmias actions do not go unnoticed, during these three years Suvmia has greatly impacted the nations that were in these organizations, helping teach and bring new nations together, these nations now continue to benefit other regions and the world as a whole,
Lauding Suvmias two terms as President of The United Regions Alliance, where they overhauled the bureaucratic system by organizing URA information through an impressive system of interconnected dispatches, authoring several pieces of foundational legislation, including the first, and current URA constitution, without such structuring URA would not be one of the largest multiregional organizations in the world that it is today, with an impressive total of 27 member regions and 2800+ nations,
Further Lauding Suvmias assistance as President of URA in helping URA founder Ellenburg establish relations with The North Pacific (TNP) and The West Pacific, Suvmia took the lead with TNP talks co-authoring the Memorandum of Understanding between TNP and URA and assisting in the creation of the URA Halloween Festival and Anniversary Festival,
Astonished that even though Suvmias assistance was considered crucial by URA founder Ellenburg, by establishing international communication, furthering URAs international presence, and establishing URAs community as a whole, that Suvmia would later decline any involvement or just praise in an interview, taking themselves out of the limelight and ceding all credit to Ellenburg to ensure the passage of SC #352: Commend Ellenburg,
Confident that Suvmias actions in region-building, mentoring fellow nations, and international relations are worthy of praise and commendation by this august council,
Hereby Commends Suvmia.
Passed: |
For: | 10,076 | 80.2% |
Against: | 2,483 | 19.8% |
Security Council Resolution # 369
Statement on the Nuclear Apocalypse
A resolution to express a position on international affairs and obligations.
The World Assembly Security Council,
Observing the currently ongoing volley of nuclear missiles and warheads across the multiverse,
Mildly perturbed at the frequency of such acts of aggression, happening at suspiciously regular intervals of time, about one year apart from one another,
Concerned for the wonderful nations of the World Assemblys wellbeing during these atomic get-togethers, which may result in a less-than-ideal situation for many of the profoundly good and moral nations residing under the governance of this organization,
Gleefully noting, however, that some notoriously evil nations get bombed into oblivion during these events, meaning that there is a compelling reason for them to join the World Assembly and start on a path towards recovery and goodness,
Celebrating the goodwill brought among several groups of nations and regions, known as factions, which ultimately can foster positive relations between previously isolated groups of people,
Finding the chaos arising from these events to be a generally positive recess from the mundaneness of this realm, which some have described as stagnating, generally boring, or mind-numbingly tedious,
Concerned, though, about the safety of the Security Council at large if any malevolent actors were to shift their warmongering focus to the building of the World Assembly, and the largely negative effects that hurling nuclear megabombs towards our esteemed Assembly would incur,
Asking, in light of this, that any nations thinking of blowing up the home of the Security Council, to not do that,
Reemphasizing the fact that it would be an objectively very bad thing if any nations were to aim their full arsenal of weapons of mass destruction at any building containing gnomish personnel of the World Assembly, even though there is no formal method in which this Assembly can retaliate with material action should that action occur,
Growing rather suspicious at the lack of demonstrable aftermath following this should-be-armageddon, and worried at the implications that such a finding would have on this realm at large,
And believing that, with all these factors combined, this so-called N-Day shall be remembered now and forever,
Henceforth endorses any and all activities that occur under the name of N-Day, in good jest and abject chaos.
Passed: |
For: | 12,235 | 85.4% |
Against: | 2,084 | 14.6% |
Security Council Resolution # 370
Declaration on Crabs of the Apocalypse
A resolution to express a position on international affairs and obligations.
The Security Council,
Aware of the existence of annual nuclear apocalypses, also known as "N-Day," where groups called "factions" compete with each other for nuclear dominance; these nuclear apocalypses being so prominent that this august body passed Security Council Resolution #369 to bring attention to this phenomenon,
Asserting that the sixth instance of N-Day has recently concluded across the multiverse,
Thankful that the home of the Security Council has been left relatively undamaged,
Observing, however, that one faction stood alone atop the smoldering wasteland of the multiverse, a feat never before seen,
Astounded to declare that the faction known as Crabs of the Apocalypse, henceforth known as COTA, has summarily obliterated any other faction that stood in their way in a devastating show of nuclear power,
Dismayed that COTA claimed an overwhelming victory against the only other faction who rose to challenge them in an attempt to save the multiverse from annihilation, The Potato Alliance,
Distraught that, while The Potato Alliance may have included some of the most expansive regions of nations in the multiverse, they stood no chance against the might of COTA,
Acknowledging that COTA and TPA had a mutual defense pact for the first twelve hours of the nuclear apocalypse, which turned into a non-aggression pact until hour fourteen,
Lauding the bravery of the spuds of The Potato Alliance for using all of their strength in one final, desperate attack against COTA by providing notice that they were breaking the non-aggression pact,
Heartbroken that even after the final stand of The Potato Alliance, COTA sustained little damage and responded with a devastating counterattack that filled TPA to the brim with radiation,
Noting that the smell of baked potatoes will linger across the multiverse for months to come,
Flabbergasted that once COTA was assured in their dominance, they were able to create many satellite factions that stood stalwart against the multiverses most desperate and ultimately futile attacks, displaying a victory for crabs everywhere across the top of the multiverse; the top ten factions in nuclear dominance, as ranked by the world census, were in fact puppet factions of COTA, showing the sheer, terrifying power of crabs,
Further nothing that, even though evolution dictates all beings must become crabs, nuclear annihilation was an extremely problematic way to cause this inevitability to come to pass,
Curious about the implications this overwhelming show of strength will have on the phenomenon known as N-Day in future occurrences,
Terrified that no faction will ever be able to match the strength of COTA for as long as N-Day ensues across the multiverse,
Timidly congratulating COTA for their domination of almost every sphere of nuclear warfare during the event,
Hereby declares Crabs of the Apocalypse as the most powerful nuclear faction to ever terrorize the multiverse.
Passed: |
For: | 10,507 | 74.0% |
Against: | 3,692 | 26.0% |