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Turbeaux wrote:Who writes the books then? Did NS editors exist before NS? That is spooky!

You know how they say that some stories are timeless? Well, "Max Barry's" books are exactly that, intellectual, yet somewhat spiritual, properties existing outside of the restraints of time. A dedicated group of monks in the middle of the Tanami Desert have devoted their lives to discovering these truths through meditation, and are the reason they are in print today.

Or at least that's what I've heard.

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Verdant Haven wrote:May I?

Go ahead

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I'm not writing issues for a while, I've got too many awaiting publication already, so don't let me stop you.

Noahs Fifth Country wrote:Go ahead

Candlewhisper Archive wrote:I'm not writing issues for a while, I've got too many awaiting publication already, so don't let me stop you.

Draft is up, from Terrabod and I :-D

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Middle Barael wrote:Canada?

Yes. And I don’t even live in Canada.

Effazio wrote:With six books and a movie as additional cover.

Canaltia wrote:You know how they say that some stories are timeless? Well, "Max Barry's" books are exactly that, intellectual, yet somewhat spiritual, properties existing outside of the restraints of time. A dedicated group of monks in the middle of the Tanami Desert have devoted their lives to discovering these truths through meditation, and are the reason they are in print today.

Or at least that's what I've heard.

Well, if “Max Barry” is a fabrication, then of course he’s gonna be timeless!

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Canaltia wrote:You know how they say that some stories are timeless? Well, "Max Barry's" books are exactly that, intellectual, yet somewhat spiritual, properties existing outside of the restraints of time. A dedicated group of monks in the middle of the Tanami Desert have devoted their lives to discovering these truths through meditation, and are the reason they are in print today.

Or at least that's what I've heard.

Lies!

... The monks actually live in a motel near Guildford. Better wifi.

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Chan island wrote:Lies!

... The monks actually live in a motel near Guildford. Better wifi.

Huh. I thought that monks didn’t use WiFi! Guess you learn something new every day.

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The Rejected Realms

The NationStates Chronicle
Issue #5 - 30/09/2020



10KI Delegate Election


Former 10000 Islands Minister for Labour HumanSanity has recently won the delegate election in the region, to replace Kuriko, who has come to the end of their term. They beat Hakketomat, a former Senator for Blue Canaria North.
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HumanSanity ran a campaign with detailed plans that extended beyond the WA to include plans for events within 10KI and interregional events, and delegating positions of Foreign Affairs Secretary and Secretary of State. Hakketomat ran a much simpler campaign, promising to delegate their powers to other nations to do the work for them. HumanSanity was running under the Mayor Shelter Political Party, while Hakketomat was running under the The Islands Party. HumanSanity won with 40 votes to Hakketomat's 19.

Two of 10KI's Senate seats were also up for election, Wischland running unopposed for the seat of Blue Carania North, and Controlitia winning the seat of New Republica South. Both the delegate and the senators are part of the region's legislative body, the Council of Nine, as well as several appointed positions, and the Chief Executive, who is the owner of the regional founder account (alongside several other roles). Delegates serve 6-month terms, but there is a term limit of two terms (one year), which previous delegate Kuriko reached. Kuriko is the current Secretary-General of the WA, which they won during this year's April fools event, the general election.🟥




Thalassia Passes New Constitution


Thalassia, a region that had recently been placed into an interim council, has just passed a new constitution in a vote on the region's newly-established forum. The new constitution makes major changes to the region's government, notably an appointed executive & judicial authority known as the Curia Regis, and a legislative regional assembly. Other major changes include an Out-of-Character Administration, some voting taking place on regional forums and a new citizenship application system instead of WA citizenship

Thalassia has slowly been moving away from having two elected executive positions and a regional cabinet, which is what the region started with. Firstly, the office of President was abolished and replaced with WA Delegate, followed by changing the region from a republic to a constitutional monarchy. It was the region's founder (or monarch, as their known in the region) Sho, and several government members, who dissolved the constitution and government, and replaced it with an interim council and constitution, so that the new constitution could be written.

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When looking at the constitution, we see a large shift in the structure of the regional government. Now a large part of the government is focused on the Monarch and the Curia Regis, which is the executive and judicial authority appointed by the Monarch. While there is a focus on the newly-created legislature, most other elements are relatively undemocratic. Whether a legislature is a better system than referendums (Thalassia's previous system for passing laws and amending the constitution) or simply the executive creating laws is a debate for another time. While it can be easy to focus on the negatives, it is important to remember that monarchies are not unheard of on NS (regions such as The Pacific or the previously-mentioned 10KI, to an extent). Whether or not it is the right direction for the region will be known in time.🟥




N-Day 5: The Winners, The Obliterated and What Happened Along the Way


N-Day. Probably the closest NS ever gets to an actual built-in war game (raiding is technically just high-speed political coups). This year we saw alliances of interregional factions, mass puppet use and factions making comebacks and falling down the order. There was definitely a lot to take in, so we're just going to focus on the major factions and what happened with them.

Last year's winners, Horsemen of the Apocalypse (of the region Hell) got off to an early lead, attacking The Potato Alliance, which went poorly for the Potatoes. ATOMIC joined in the fight, and fought the Horsemen for several hours alongside the Potatoes. They were eventually joined by Ba Bing Se, Fuster Cluck and previous winners Augustin Alliance, but it was too little, too late for The Potato Alliance, who evacuated the faction, to minimize damage when launching attacks (by only staying in the faction for minimum amounts of time when launching nukes), and ATOMIC, who joined Augustin Alliance.

The fighting continued, mostly with Augustin Alliance and Ba Bing Se launching waves of attacks on the Horsemen, followed by the Horsemen returning fire. During one of the largest attacks, AA suffered the faction's only strikes of the event, although there were many during this attack. But the Horsemen were slowly weakening, and eventually Ba Bing Se, and later Augustin Alliance took the lead. AA never looked back, and went on to win the event (if winning is possible in nuclear war). The Potato Alliance made possibly one of the best comebacks in N-Day history, going from -65,000 points to second place. Ba Bing Se finished third with no radiation, which is also quite a feat. ATOMIC, while not winning in name, definitely contributed to AA's victory after the merger, but some survivors stayed back in the original faction and brought the faction back up to a positive score.

What have we learned from this event? We have arguably learned the power of puppets, as many R/Ders and card farmers used huge puppet armies in the event to produce more nukes and shields than ever before, possibly to a controversial amount. We've seen how you should never give up, as for many it looked hopeless when the Horsemen were over 100,000 points and everyone else was below 30,000, as well as the story of ATOMIC and The Potato Alliance. We saw how powerful interregional alliances are, as not only were these alliances so powerful but arguably it was the creation of non-aggression pacts by the Augustin Alliance that allowed the attacks on the Horsemen of the Apocalypse that won them the event. Possibly the greatest thing that some of us have learned, is to have fun. For me, it has been one of the most fun days on NS I've had. Sometimes we can be too serious, or too angry, but remember, this is something we do in our spare time, for fun. Hopefully everyone else had fun in this event.🟥

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Julunaphra wrote:Huh. I thought that monks didn’t use WiFi! Guess you learn something new every day.

monks use wifi INSTEAD of communicating verbally.
a vow of verbal silence is not a disconnect from all other aspects of life.

nalanuthu monestaries are quite popular for this very reason. no loud anything and not lyrics.
but a quiet keyboard interupts no one's spiritual bonds.

silent field trips and walking meditations are quite popular too.

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Cameroi wrote:telling monks use wifi INSTEAD of communicating verbally.
a vow of verbal silence is not a disconnect from all other aspects of life.

nalanuthu monestaries are quite popular for this very reason. no loud anything and not lyrics.
but a quiet keyboard interupts no one's spiritual bonds.

silent field trips and walking meditations are quite popular too.

Wow, that’s interesting.

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Darths and Droids is ranked 6th in the world and 1st in Forest for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 17,690.78 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Darths and Droids wrote:Darths and Droids is ranked 6th in the world and 1st in Forest for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 17,690.78 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

And yet that only takes up 6.4% of your government's expenditure! I thought it would be higher.

Darths and Droids wrote:Darths and Droids is ranked 6th in the world and 1st in Forest for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 17,690.78 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Very impressive. Your nation never ceases to confuse me, and I love it :-P

Nattily dressed anarchists on bicycles

[imagines air dropping 17,690.78 Spoke Nipples]

o_x

[imagines air dropping safety goggles first]

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A new day wakes and the crisp and calm air whistles through the empty streets. Store fronts lay dark and houses sit eerily still. Leaves blanket the ground. No longer in their vivid green now emitting the vibrant colors of the season. The preparations have concluded for this is the most sacred occasion. Banners flutter in the crisp northern breeze, their colors striking and inspiring. Most of all their centerpiece...the reason for the day. The namesake of a nation and stream and the embodiment of cunning, adaptability, dexterity, and curiosity. As the day progresses and citizens rejoice, scarlet flowers gather at the cobblestone pedestal, one by one their are laid. Above them a stoic figure cast in bronze. Masked, ringed, and eyes forward; forward on a future, both bright and promising. For this creature though commonly misunderstood need not care, as there are a people and a land who honor her name. The Raccoon.

Happy International Raccoon Appreciation Day!

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It's that time again... gearing up for an election means a flag change!

No, I'm not a big Trump supporter. I'm not a huge conservative, either. But, the Republican Party, in my opinion, is much better than the Democratic Party. I'm just a huge partisan guy who wants the Republican Party to win. :)

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One cannot help but look forward to the day when the sort of "I don't really support the people I'm voting into power anyway" auto-gaslighting is something we read about in history books while gently shaking our heads.

I'd put up an anti-fascist flag, but that implies that I live in a universe where being anti-fascist is not just automatically part of being a person. I'm not sure I want to live in that universe.

"I'm not a huge racist, I just want an open racist who calls for white supremacists to support him and says there are good people on both sides when one side waves nazi flags and kills the other to be the winner."

"I'm not a huge sexist, I just want an out and out misogynist who openly brags about sexually assaulting and exploiting women (including underage girls) and nominates justices who believe men are the divinely ordained rulers of families to be the winner."

"I'm not a huge bigot, I just want a homophobe who has rolled back protections for LGBTQ people across the country, withdrawn their protections, and protected anti-trans legislation to be the winner."

"I'm not anti-American, I just want a draft dodger who says soldiers killed in battle are losers and sucks, and who blames POWs for their own captivity, to be the winner."

We've heard it all before. Loyalty to a party is absurd - the parties have shifted so far, the conservatives of a couple decades ago would be considered liberals now in the US. How about loyalty to the country we live in, and the people who are in it? Having a decent human being in office would be a hell of a shift from the last four years, and being a decent human being in the voting booth carries obvious implications for the vote.

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Verdant Haven wrote:

We've heard it all before. Loyalty to a party is absurd - the parties have shifted so far, the conservatives of a couple decades ago would be considered liberals now in the US. How about loyalty to the country we live in, and the people who are in it? Having a decent human being in office would be a hell of a shift from the last four years, and being a decent human being in the voting booth carries obvious implications for the vote.

Speaking for myself, my general viewpoints have not shifted that much from my pre-9/11 American Libertarian skepticism of government and power. However, I did note a distinct and hard right-shift among American "Conservatives" and "Libertarians" following 9/11.

I'm of the distinct opinion that any thinking person who claims the mantle of pro-liberty, pro-individual, conservative or libertarian skepticism of government power should be out in the streets with "Black Lives Matter" and "Defund the Police" signage of all sorts and obnoxious colors.

But then I read the comments sections of my formerly favorite libertarian websites and blogs, and I despair.

Which is not to say that the GOP are fascists, just to clarify. They are, rather, spineless sycophants devoid of any sort of character or courage, moral or otherwise, who let an actual senile fascist-aspirant take over their party for the sake of political power. In most ways, that's actually more pathetic, but still.

The Party of Lincoln is beyond a putrid rotting corpse.

Cameroi wrote:telling monks use wifi INSTEAD of communicating verbally.
a vow of verbal silence is not a disconnect from all other aspects of life.

nalanuthu monestaries are quite popular for this very reason. no loud anything and not lyrics.
but a quiet keyboard interupts no one's spiritual bonds.

silent field trips and walking meditations are quite popular too.

While this is obviously in reference to your own nation's fiction, I think its worth noting that in most real life religions a vow of silence is about introspection and turning thoughts inwards, and the idea is not to communicate in an outward direction at all. This would include speaking, writing, typing, signing or any other means of sending your thoughts and opinions outwards. The goal is not absence of sound, the goal is absence of self-obsession, and to disconnect yourself from the chaos, distraction, judgements and madness of the world around you.

Not that I endorse such a path myself -- to me, the more communication we have, the stronger we are as human beings, and the complexity and chaos of humanity is a beauty to be embraced, not a distraction to be free of.

Can I encourage you to read this link though? Not because I agree with it's advice, but because the last line isunintentionally hilarious:

https://sites.google.com/site/psychospiritualtools/Home/other-practices/keeping-silence

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Candlewhisper Archive wrote:Silence stuff

I've actually done a couple of silent retreats. Basically, you aren't allowed to talk or use any personal devices. It's a lot of reading, walking, and reflecting, and you get to catch up on sleep. It's still not exactly the same as what monks do, but it's very relaxing, and I would 100% recommend that everyone tries it for an hour to see if it works for you. That said, I couldn't do it for more than a day, so I have a lot of respect for people who have taken vows of silence.

Edit: Read your link Candle. That's pretty close to what I did, except I don't know if that one allows books. Aside from that, the principle is the same, but I wouldn't have described it the way the site does. Sounds way too "Pseudoscience that I found from a link in a Facebook group" for my liking.

Ruinenlust wrote:And yet that only takes up 6.4% of your government's expenditure! I thought it would be higher.

Just wait til you see my welfare stat.

Verdant Haven wrote:Very impressive. Your nation never ceases to confuse me, and I love it :-P

Sometimes I wonder how my nation is working at all. I want to destroy Sector: Manufacturing, but apparently it must be bound up somehow into Basket Weaving since no matter what I do it stubbornly persists. I want an economy of only tourism, damnit.

Darths and Droids wrote:Just wait til you see my welfare stat.

Sometimes I wonder how my nation is working at all. I want to destroy Sector: Manufacturing, but apparently it must be bound up somehow into Basket Weaving since no matter what I do it stubbornly persists. I want an economy of only tourism, damnit.

Forget about furniture restoration at your peril.

Canaltia wrote:I've actually done a couple of silent retreats. Basically, you aren't allowed to talk or use any personal devices. It's a lot of reading, walking, and reflecting, and you get to catch up on sleep. It's still not exactly the same as what monks do, but it's very relaxing, and I would 100% recommend that everyone tries it for an hour to see if it works for you. That said, I couldn't do it for more than a day, so I have a lot of respect for people who have taken vows of silence.

There is absolutely, 100%, no way whatsoever chance in the Taemorth that I would be able to sit still for longer than five minutes without making a sarcastic comment.

Just now, in text form, I had to resist the urge to say "quiet in here, isn't it?"

i feel there is a big difference between the internet and a cell phone, and that one can use the internet introspectively. obviously not by playing video games or watching you tube or being on it all the time. but looking for and creating images of how a world at once peaceful and gratifying could look like.

and yes of course, the nalanuthu of lananara is as close to dominant as any one belief system in cameroi is.
though its also not far from my personal beliefs in the mundane world as well.

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