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Anarchisticstan wrote:amogus 😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😀😀
47/46 chromosom test😈😈😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

Amogus?!?!!?!?!?!?!?#£$&÷&-&*÷&$;' iemi strueki hav

Nalver And and Anarchisticstan

If vegans think pigs are smart then why do 66% of them build houses with ineffective material?

Great Bights Mum, Ye olde kek kingdom, Nalver And, Anarchisticstan, and 1 otherDucen viagua

Kartujia wrote:Bruh
That's veeery graphic. Should go on r/TIHI

Romani federation wrote:Jesus Christ...that's pretty big brain explode moment.

I put up a warning on the spoiler ***Warning Graphic Content*** = Exploding Head

I had to look up what r/TIHI was. :D

It came from a film called 'Scanners' [1981]

Just checked ratings for the film.

imdb.com/title/tt0081455/parentalguide.

The RMB is supposed to be PG-13

I apologise, my bad.

If a Moderator or GA would like to remove or supress the post/s please do.

I will remove the link now.

Once again, sorry, in my ignorance I thought such an old film seen on TV was bound to be PG - 13 by now.

Edit: I have filed a GHR

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Post by Nalver And suppressed by Cretox state.

Anarchisticstan wrote:amogus 😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😀😀
47/46 chromosom test😈😈😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

this is just stupid but funny

Molossiania wrote:Amogus?!?!!?!?!?!?!?#£$&÷&-&*÷&$;' iemi strueki hav

lmao amogus XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Anarchisticstan

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Post by Molossiania suppressed by Cretox state.

Nalver And wrote:this is just stupid but funny
lmao amogus XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

XDDDDDDDDDDD HIELRP EIAEM HAEVYUNG STERUKE

Nalver And and Anarchisticstan

Molossiania wrote:XDDDDDDDDDDD HIELRP EIAEM HAEVYUNG STERUKE

dies from laughter

Alexander the Magnus and Anarchisticstan

Perikuresu wrote:If vegans think pigs are smart then why do 66% of them build houses with ineffective material?

You're wrong, it is

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Alexander the Magnus, Nalver And, and Ducen viagua

Grand symphosium philharmonie

IS THAT AN AMOGUS IMPOSTOR YEAS YES SUS US SUS SU US SUS 100%

Alexander the Magnus, Urauq, Nalver And, and Anarchisticstan

Ye olde kek kingdom

Well this went from Kek to cringe alarmingly fast

Ye olde kek kingdom wrote:Well this went from Kek to cringe alarmingly fast

*Eats Kektus flower*

Ye olde kek kingdom wrote:Well this went from Kek to cringe alarmingly fast

yes
it is

Alexander the Magnus and Ye olde kek kingdom

Yoshikage kira and killer queen

Anarchisticstan wrote:You're wrong, it is
66.666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666%

My Killer Queen is smarter than that

Alexander the Magnus, Nalver And, and Anarchisticstan

Prydania wrote:This is such an idiotic take.

whatever you say bud

Can you guys fricking drop that amogus joke please? It's spammy and clugs the RMB. You can do that on Discord, on the channel #spam.

Did you ever wonder…

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Cretox state, Aerilia, Republica Guilleana, and Casrinia

Don't spam, guys. :)

Territorio di Nessuno, Aerilia, Republica Guilleana, and Grand symphosium philharmonie

Cereskia wrote:Hiya, Nessie!

Ethnon wrote:Good morning RMB! :D

Advancia-Sizzletown wrote:*breaks down door*
Hello bois!

Centrals intelligence agency wrote:Hi

Hello, and for the new one welcome here!

Feel free to ask anything if you need any help :)
Here's some useful information:

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If you found the handbook helpful, please upvote this dispatch to help others find it!

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Welcome to The North Pacific!

Welcome to The North Pacific (TNP)! You might be a new nation to the game or in TNP, and you don't really know what is going on or where to start. Or you may be an experienced member but have several questions regarding some of the activities going on. Whatever the case, we have put together this handbook that you can use to familiarize yourself with the game and TNP, and to make the most out of your time in NationStates (NS).

The handbook has a number of different sections. The index below will help you navigate them. If you have any questions not answered in this handbook, feel free to send a telegram to Delegate Kaschovia, Minister of Home Affairs Lionsroar, or any of the Gameside Advocates and Mentors. They will be glad to help! Additionally, we are always looking to improve this handbook, so let us now if you think something should be added or changed.

Onboarding Checklist

This section covers the very first items you should check off as a newcomer to the game and TNP.

  • Why you should be in TNP: Selecting a region for your nation is one of the most important decisions you will make in the game. We hope you will make TNP your home, and this link explains why. If you have already decided to stay here, that's great!

  • Join the regional forum: The forum is where most government and roleplay activities take place. Registering an account is very easy. You should get yourself an account so that you can check out what's going on and join in on the fun.

  • Join our regional chat: Our Discord server is where our members hang out and chat about the game and real life subjects. You can join and introduce yourself to our community. Additionally, if you have any questions, asking on Discord is the fastest way to get help.

  • Apply for citizenship: Citizenship is your ticket to TNP. As a citizen, you can vote to elect our Delegate and other government officials, hold them accountable, and even run for these positions yourself. All you need to apply is a nation in TNP and an account on the forum.

Ways to Get Involved

Now that you have cleared the basics, you must be looking for things to do. Below are some of the opportunities TNP offers.

  • Get involved in the government: There are many ways to get involved in the government straight away after joining TNP. You can write the regional laws in the Regional Assembly. You can take part in the day-to-day running of the region in the Executive Staff. Or, you can protect TNP at home and abroad in the North Pacific Army.

  • Get involved in the World Assembly: Joining the World Assembly (WA) is one of the best ways to empower your nation, especially in TNP. Thanks to our WA Development Program, as a WA member you can determine international laws, have one of the highest endorsement counts in the entire game, and even win awards!

  • Get involved in RolePlay: We have not one, but two vibrant RolePlay (RP) universes, Eras and Strangereal. Each comes with its own map, chronology, and physics laws. If you commit to being active in RP, you can claim a spot in either universe's map, and join others in weaving stories about your nation and its role in the world.

  • Get involved in trading cards: Our regional cards guild provides many resources you can take advantage of to increase the value of your deck, including several offerings of free cards. As a member of the guild, you can also participate in many other cards-related activities, including themed collections, pull events, and regular publications.

Regional Publications

Through our regional nation, The Northern Light, we post a number of regular regional publications. You can follow them to stay up to speed with what's going on in TNP.

  • The Northern Lights: Produced by the Ministry of Communications, this is our regional newspaper. It includes both general news and op-ed articles about various aspects of TNP and NS.

  • The North Star: Produced by the Ministry of Communications, The North Star informs TNPers of current internal matters and government activities.

  • The Roleplay Reel: Produced by the Ministry of Communications, The Roleplay Reel showcases roleplay works by members of TNP's two RP communities.

  • The Monthly Snapshot: Produced by the Cards Guild, The Monthly Snapshot includes news about trading cards.

  • Press Releases: Produced by the Ministry of Home Affairs, press releases focus on news about the Executive Government, elections, and other regional issues of general interest.

  • Regional Assembly Digest: Produced by the Speaker's Office, the digest focuses on news about the legislative and other business of the Regional Assembly.

  • Information for WA Voters: Produced by the Ministry of WA Affairs, IFVs provide vote recommendations and analysis about all resolutions that reach the floor of the General Assembly or Security Council.

  • Weekly Anthologies: Produced by the Gameside Advocates, this series highlights dispatches produced by TNP nations.

  • Northern Broadcasting Service: Produced by the Ministry of Radio, this is our very own regional radio station in which our broadcasters provide their insight into current events in TNP and Nationstates.

  • WADP Awards: Produced as part of the WADP, this monthly publication presents regional awards to nations that actively participate in the World Assembly.

  • Literary Awards: Produced by the Gameside Advocates, this monthly publication presents regional awards to nations that actively post on the regional RMB or publish dispatches.

  • The Vice Delegate's Weekly Update: Produced by the Vice Delegate, this weekly publication provides updates on the activities of the Security Council.

Other Useful Links

Below are miscellaneous resources useful for all nations.

  • Government index: Get to know your government by using this list of all government officials in TNP. If you have questions or suggestions about any aspect of the regional governance, feel free to send a telegram to the corresponding government official.

  • Law index: This is a compilation of all legal documents currently in force in TNP. This includes our Constitution and Bill of Rights, which form the basis of our government.

  • RMB Guidelines: Posting on the regional message board (RMB) is a great way to socialize and get to know other TNP nations. Just make sure to follow these guidelines.

  • World Assembly voting policy: Look here to learn how TNP's Delegate casts the regional vote on World Assembly resolutions, and how you can help determine that vote.

  • Embassy policy: If you are here as a diplomat from another region, please take a look at our policy for in-game and forum embassies.

  • Recruitment policy: If you are here to recruit for another region, please take a look at our policy on permissible and prohibited types of recruitment.

This dispatch is updated automatically on a daily basis. Please do not edit manually.

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Also check out our RP:

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Important update: The Strangereal map has changed from TNP to region=saint_helene


Strangereal Roleplay Map


Very important points:

1. If you would like to stake a claim in for some land on the map then TG, Waupun Island, Minuda, Lungha.
2. If you make a post on the RMB asking to be put on the map, or put it in a factbook or dispatch, you will be ignored, please refrain from doing so.
3. Try your best to find out in advance WHERE you would like to claim, not just "can i join the map pls" or a vague "this rough area pls" *points at an entire continent* Get yourself Linkpaint.net, make a thing, show where you want it. Or at the very absolute least try to put in words exactly where, it's not that hard.
4. When you know where you want to be, stay there, don't ask carto if you can move. "B-b-but that spot is nicer and-" Should have thought of that in advance.

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Claims must be:
1. Reasonable enough to be put onto the map. No beginner nation will be the size of Friently, or higher, for their claim. If you want more accurate claims and you have Paint.net, beginner claims have a limit of 40k pixels. Your secondary nation will have to be at 20k pixels or less. However a secondary cannot be claimed immediately upon joining the map.
2. Picky is good. Feel free to request changes to borders if you aren't happy with them.
3. This map's planet is the same size as Earth, so we won't be making the map any bigger. If Earth can fit 200 nations, so can this.
4. We are not changing or adding new territory to the map. Use the existing land more efficiently and we won't need any more.
5. Not on any body of water.
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Map removal will occur when:
1. AFRP, or Away From RP (not RPing for 30 days, 20 days in the case of people on other RMB maps)
2. RMB RP Ban (if one clause states "therefore, the RMB Cartography Staff shall remove <nation> from the map")
3. Cease to Exist (when the nation dies in the 28th day. Exceptions apply.)
4. Moderator Sanctioned
5. RP posts are not up to standard (refrain from making posts that are just one sentence)

Maps


Map Version:404: What economic crisis?

Reminder: The alliance map is not handled by the carto team but by independent people who only work on it when they feel like it, this may cause the alliance map to be outdated, do not ask for it to be updated, it will be when a new version is finished.
Last update: 10-29-'23

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Pegasia

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Map 57

Overview

Welcome to the Pegasia, a new world as you may say that houses many ideologies and is home to two resident superpowers; the Imperial Federation(ping AGU and Tonga) and the Republic of Yingguo(Ping Krustevland). With the technology year being 1975, it is currently the cold war period presently being butted between the nations of what Yingguo considers as the "Free World" and the Imperial "Monarchist League" with many inbetweens such as Gayogohono/Overhadamine and Verisaw.

In this world, you decide how your nation acts, reacts and conducts itself on the world stage, so long as it follows our rules on the discord. The cold war rages on by the day, and the nuclear clock continues to roll as the few sit ontop of the many with their masses of power and strength. Come join us today, we need you to fight on the good fight - or your own fight, if you may.

STANDARDS OF REALISM
- No technology beyond 1976, anything beyond that has to be researched with every in real life day representing 3 months of roleplay research to the "First Flight" year.
- No utilizing weapons of mass destruction such as nuclear weapons. Chemical and biological warfare is allowed in defensive conditions(Offensive only if the other player agrees).
- No edgy roleplay posts, maintain the basic rules of the RMB. This would mean no genocides, no things such as re-enacting the holocaust and graphic purges.
- No loopholing, loopholing will be determined by the executives(Ping ESL, Me (AGU), Krustevland and Tonga) and if caught doing so will face OOC and potentially IC reparations
- No joke nations and godmoddy nations. This means you can't have your terrain entirely depend on hard to traverse land and you can only use 3-5% of your population in military.
- No instant defeat military posts. You have to roleplay the movement of your forces and them engaging the enemy before actually attacking or "defeating" them. Always ping opponents.

If you are interested in submitting a claim, be sure to contact the following nations:

-Truavania (For Pegasia)
-Noflag[/nation] (For Hollow Earth)
-The Islands of Tonga[/font]

map 10

*nations in either one of these types of alliances, can be in the other type of alliance, ie, a nation in a defence alliance can be in a economic alliance.
*Unions count as one nation, so if a defence/military alliance has a union that breaks up and there are more than 8 members(nations) in the alliance, its ok, as long as they dont bring in more people after the break up. note, if this is being exploited, removal of alliance and ban on joining alliances may occur.
*you can not be in an alliance of the same kind, ie, defence/military and economic


Defence/Military alliances

*Alliance member limit is 15 members


OMAN
page=dispatch/id=1345045
The Pact page=dispatch/id=1353474
Monarchist League page=dispatch/id=1372706
The Internationale nation=tolyakovo/detail=factbook/id=1382745


Economic alliances
*the limit doesnt apply to these


Economic & Military/Defence alliances
*limit applies

AMEA
page=dispatch/id=1365437



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Original maker is Kronica

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Forum RP:
https://forum.thenorthpacific.org/forum/3024521/

Cheismonia wrote:whatever you say bud

Prydania's completely right and you should listen.

Territorio di Nessuno wrote:Hello

Hello there Nessie! :D

How are you today?

hello TNP!

Territorio di Nessuno, Cretox state, and Ethnon

Cretox state wrote:Prydania's completely right and you should listen.

why? so they can drivel more about the supposed virtues of public school despite public school existing not to teach us anything but uniformity of thought?

Erisoria wrote:hello TNP!

Hello! :D

How are you today?

Cretox state, Mon Island, and Erisoria

Erisoria

Ethnon wrote:Hello! :D

How are you today?

not great, not terrible :3

hbu?

Cretox state, Ethnon, and Mon Island

Dynastiet

Cheismonia wrote:why? so they can drivel more about the supposed virtues of public school despite public school existing not to teach us anything but uniformity of thought?

Are you saying there is no benefit to public schooling? Or just that the cons outweigh the pros?

Cretox state and Mon Island

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Post by Cretox state suppressed by The cascadian bioregion.

Ethnon wrote:Hello! :D

How are you today?

All is well! I am not under duress!

Ethnon, Mon Island, Kastonvia, and The cascadian bioregion

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