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The Chronic Hatewatcher of BearStackof2015

“run like your phone battery is at 1%” Panda

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: The East Pacific

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BearStackof2015

Population16.433 billion

CapitalBearstonia
LeaderPanda
FaithAura Farming

CurrencyRoomba
AnimalBearStack

The Chronic Hatewatcher of BearStackof2015 is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Panda with a fair hand, and notable for its conspicuous electricity pylons, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.433 billion BearStacks are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bearstonia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient BearStackian economy, worth a remarkable 4,242 trillion Roombas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 258,144 Roombas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, people are offered free trials to go to trial, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime is totally unknown. BearStackof2015's national animal is the BearStack, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aura Farming.

BearStackof2015 is ranked 1,140th in the world and 30th in The East Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 98.45 on the Human Development Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 420thMost Valuable International Artwork: 459thLargest Welfare Programs: 529thNicest Citizens: 547thMost Accessible: 550thMost Compassionate Citizens: 574thMost Cheerful Citizens: 664thBest Weather: 674thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 765thMost Efficient Economies: 779thMost Inclusive: 844thHighest Average Tax Rates: 935thMost Pacifist: 970thMost Beautiful Environments: 986thMost Rebellious Youth: 988thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,115thMost Developed: 1,140thLargest Governments: 1,181stHighest Food Quality: 1,192ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,277thMost Influential: 1,307thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,426thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,545thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,565thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,590thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,733rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,875thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,004thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,094thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,124thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,382ndSmartest Citizens: 2,438thMost Cultured: 2,649thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,669thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,873rdTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,698thSafest: 4,651stHighest Average Incomes: 5,617thHighest Economic Output: 5,885thLowest Crime Rates: 7,217thMost Stationary: 8,472ndMost Secular: 12,534thMost Income Equality: 13,759thNudest: 13,869thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 23,139thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,670thLargest Populations: 24,910thHighest Drug Use: 29,134thMost Politically Free: 30,455th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Accessible: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 21st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 25th in the regionMost Inclusive: 26th in the regionMost Pacifist: 29th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 30th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 30th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 30th in the regionMost Developed: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 34th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 35th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 37th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 39th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 46th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 48th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 48th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 48th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 51st in the regionMost Cultured: 56th in the regionRudest Citizens: 67th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 72nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 77th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 78th in the regionMost Politically Free: 96th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 119th in the regionSafest: 132nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 161st in the regionMost Stationary: 169th in the regionMost Extreme: 173rd in the regionNudest: 175th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 253rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 306th in the regionLargest Populations: 355th in the regionMost Income Equality: 355th in the region
Has WA voting rights.

Endorsements Received: 199 » Axdel, Lanagon, Pakitsk, Elejamie, Talitoa, Bai Lung, Amjedia, Goodnamesarerare, Harro Waarudho, Aeljae, Drunken Seal Islands, Republic of Berzerkistan, New Leganes, Headpat Central, Propwash, Lyontisia, Mundiferrum, Enlil, Impia Aghte, Kublam, Kucia, Pekweng, New Gehenna, Roliganistan, Monezambique, ReeK, Tshana, Unger under over, Trimmania, Euricanis, Abtracnt, Kriov, Plazland, Davinhia, Ripsylvania, A mean old man, Stellar Colonies, Iodinia, Clarence-Voslage, CheeseBurrito, Blobbo, Under Upper Antartica, Adolanta, ReReReRepublic, Brethren, Caymarnia, Her Malue, Verconia, AuthRight Authoritarianism, Peatiktist, and 149 others.Estande, Jankono, Santa Dystopia, United Citizens, Rainbow Vests, Sea Lions, Marrabuk, Romanoddle Republic, Vaskeden, Azosd, Akimera, Pondingonia, Asendavia, La Xinga, Roissyland, Troc, The Atlotl Archipelago, The Soviet Texas Union, Amabilis, Royabad, Sansangra, Slonful, Evrigenis, Hunterdon, Atrocha, Dremaur, Washingtonian Order, Myehn, H-Zhena, The Holy Caltro, Philville2, Anglost, Capave, Zukchiva, Chinesasia, Cameronia Excellentia, Evdon, FreedomIand, Solinarien, Angle Land, Ladonatalacton, Calabo, Haltyas, Treetonis, Republic of Priouthia, Qpebanda, Matika, The Nightmare and Dreams, Cornholiolands, Themyscyra, The Clockwork Multiverse, Limboese, Anctraziania, Grod Dratia, McAncapistan, Sevleria, Isualia, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Resaaria, Leore, New Birblands, Froppill, Forgawik, AngusEssa, Enou, Duracell, Crawlisle, Cerespasia, Compton-Conway, Daravon, Japan Countryhuman, Untermite, Zantiom, Mujistan, Henren, West Caniterra, Allinburg, King of Urbino, Britz Colo Zirsong, Holy Ary Toko, Kelbadan, A Slanted Black Stripe, The United Menali Confederation, Hansa Rostock, United Order Republic, Sefme Nelem, The Corvid Conspiracies, Siaram, Darorska, Kalaratri, Hexatombe, Merlovich, ArenaC, Waldenes, Jistorburg, Quegantordia, Singapore3, Bharatvarshey, Kluchassia, Fish Republic, Big Pennieginnieginnie, Groznygrad, Sha La La Land, Mildo Tuh, Aurelia Federation, Veretanasta, Ridann, Marnack Confederacy, The Arvanites of Epirus, TyBigistan, Lionsroar, Femdeutschland, Tajah, Waterfall State, The Marlands, Parisimo, Heletica, Oheia, Mountain Rime, Kezeun, Salboa, Golubyacha Gromada, Framtithvoor-Altijd, Dorles, Decaf Coffee, Husseberg, Neuroma Basilea, Roano, Leatern Narth, Ferreism, Uor-ii, The Serentian State, Cretox State, Dharmkshetra, Anarchia-Freedomia, Carsama, Azirtan, New Timolandia, Tea Jol, Ardakoth, NewImperia, Solemn Son, Allah Szabad Akarata, Jamayqua, IslandKush, Federal Republic of the United States, Fronteria, Novogardia, and NorthernStar.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : BearStackof2015 voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Vilita and Turori"".
  • : BearStackof2015 was endorsed by The Federal Republic of NorthernStar.
  • : Following new legislation in BearStackof2015, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • : BearStackof2015 voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Nuclear Compliance Commission".
  • : BearStackof2015 adopted General Assembly Resolution #15 "".
  • : BearStackof2015 voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Utopia"".
  • : BearStackof2015 voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Space Transport and Astronomical Research".
  • : Following new legislation in BearStackof2015, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention.
  • : Following new legislation in BearStackof2015, people are offered free trials to go to trial.
  • : Following new legislation in BearStackof2015, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.

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