The Chronic Hatewatcher of BearStackof2015 is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Panda with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.439 billion BearStacks are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bearstonia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient BearStackian economy, worth a remarkable 4,241 trillion Roombas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 258,005 Roombas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sleeping on the job is recommended, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in BearStackof2015, and what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other. Crime is totally unknown. BearStackof2015's national animal is the BearStack, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aura Farming.

BearStackof2015 is ranked 1,587^th in the world and 23^rd in The East Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 233,473.93 Standard Monetary Units.