The Democratic Republic of Absolute communism253 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its smutty television, disturbing lack of elderly people, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.362 billion Absolute communism253ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 68.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism253ian economy, worth 672 trillion Yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 154,240 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Workers have seized control of the economy, the military struggles with recruitment, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, and government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism253's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Absolute communism253 is ranked 263,492^nd in the world and 9,298^th in Balder for Most Primitive, scoring -205.05 on the Scary Big Number Scale.