The Democratic States of Albirtda is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning Artic Fox population. The democratic population of 606 million Albirtians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Calgary. The average income tax rate is 9.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Albirtdan economy, worth 31.4 trillion US Dollar and Canadian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,749 US Dollar and Canadian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Albirtda has designated Calgary as its capital city. Crime is almost non-existent. Albirtda's national animal is the Artic Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Albirtda is ranked 45,410^th in the world and 39^th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Primitive, scoring 58.31 on the Scary Big Number Scale.