The Tea Lover State of Orlandya is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Akatashi Korivami with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 4.058 billion Orlandians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orloev. The average income tax rate is 89.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Orlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,186 trillion Orlands a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 292,307 Orlands, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Sentient AIs face their watery graves with a fixed smile, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it, and glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orlandya's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Orlandya is ranked 6,916^th in the world and 16^th in The Union of Democratic States for Lowest Crime Rates, with 108.81 law-abiding acts per hour.