The Republic of Alcrestia Liakar is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Kalis de Accora with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 18.148 billion Alcrestians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sol de Liakar. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Alcrestian economy, worth a remarkable 3,631 trillion akories a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 200,110 akories, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Alcrestia Liakar is sometimes referred to as the global janitor, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community, clairvoyants and soothsayers find fellowship at their local McRonalds, and fraternities are rejoicing at government-subsidized partying. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alcrestia Liakar's national animal is the sun wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Alcrestia Liakar is ranked 296,890^th in the world and 11,233^rd in Osiris for Fattest Citizens, with 5.04 Obesity Rate.