The Free Land of Alilovela is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.739 billion Alilovelans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Alilovelan economy, worth 236 trillion leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 135,844 leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government invades its allies more than its enemies, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, international television adverts praise the nation as a worker's paradise, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alilovela's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alilovela is ranked 1,377^th in the world and 51^st in The Communist Bloc for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 4,742.82 on the Clooney Contribution Index.