The Armed Republic of Camp Powell is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 9.925 billion Camp Powellians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 9.0%.

The strong Camp Powellian economy, worth 574 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 57,841 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, and the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Camp Powell's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Camp Powell is ranked 163,226^th in the world and 5,318^th in Balder for Most Primitive, scoring -61.64 on the Scary Big Number Scale.