The Holy Empire of Conyustera is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 706 million Conyusterans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 60.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Conyusteran economy, worth 18.5 trillion brazen cogs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is 26,221 brazen cogs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians, the inchworm that measured the marigolds is six feet under, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, and the last thing Conyusteran soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conyustera's national animal is the lobster, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Conyustera is ranked 146,302^nd in the world and 250^th in Starlight for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 558.74 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.