The Republic of Syaftyn is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Syaf with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, vat-grown people, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.764 billion Syaftynians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fatin Miryokuteki. The average income tax rate is 21.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Syaftynian economy, worth 893 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 237,334 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

There have been reports of people marrying housepets, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, major boxing matches are held in government buildings, and authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Syaftyn's national animal is the Cinnamoroll, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Syaftyn is ranked 4,043^rd in the world and 22^nd in Starlight for Most Developed, scoring 95.88 on the Human Development Index.