“We Ride Together, We Die Together” Firefighter Clemente
|Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists|
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: the Rejected Realms
|Faith||Church of the Rising Phoenix|
The Empire of Crazy Firemen is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Firefighter Clemente with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 22.278 billion Crazy Firemenians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seagrave. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Crazy Firemenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,428 trillion Brotherhoods a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 153,896 Brotherhoods, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The moon's craters are more numerous every day, Firefighter Clemente believes shadows are part of the Illuminati, war vets look after war animals, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Firemen's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Church of the Rising Phoenix.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Crazy Firemen was endorsed by The Federation of Ulslur.
- : Crazy Firemen was endorsed by The Lucky Question Mark﹖ of Makdon.
- : Crazy Firemen voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Altino".
- : Crazy Firemen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Crazy Firemen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Kuriko"".
- : Crazy Firemen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ensuring Effectual Recycling".
- : Crazy Firemen endorsed The Republic of Zachriel.
- : Crazy Firemen was endorsed by The Republic of Zachriel.
- : Crazy Firemen's influence in The Rejected Realms fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
- : Crazy Firemen's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
Endorsements Received: 48 » Farrakhan, Beezertopia, Unibot III, The Horror Channel, Perfect Sublime Masters, Panormia, Zavea, Melon feud, The Pacific Caliphate, FiTzGEraLdLAnD, Emeseses, Pettlland, Aqueira, Islamic Republic e Jariri, Yoshiterra, Andromeda Islands, North Comunist Awelanius, Doormat to the Lord, Florin, Arkhane, Aandruzognivia, Volsar, Thus Sprach Zarathustra, Zerentopia, Razorback, Magrinia, Delight, Greater Cesnica, Fragmented Spero, Collosuss, Nation of Urie, Old Blackwood, Thuringia Reich, Mundanus, Arinteriswith, Visionary Union, Masters86, Cyrtenes, Xyloqua, Black Hawk Raider Refugees, A Leaf on the Wind, Aggro, United Libor Lefunkistan, Agua de Pelar Porco II, ThePlace, Kaiserreich Subreddit, Makdon, and Ulslur.