The Pawky Gallimaufry of Seantonia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Benevolent and Bespectacled Sean with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.757 billion Seantonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kilgore Trout. The average income tax rate is 1.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Seantonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,929 trillion armandalegs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 262,789 armandalegs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by The Benevolent and Bespectacled Sean, all beauty contests have been banned, vehicular manslaughter is apparently a victimless crime, and constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Seantonia's national animal is the zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Radical Skepticism.

Seantonia is ranked 25,890^th in the world and 284^th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,982.13 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.