The Principality of Nami Bays is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nam bin Bay with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 8.434 billion Nami Baysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bay of Nam. The average income tax rate is 91.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Nami Baysian economy, worth a remarkable 1,162 trillion sureixes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,876 sureixes, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas, candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, and Nami Baysian diplomacy is by the book. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nami Bays's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nami Bays is ranked 9,129^th in the world and 148^th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,658.14 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.