The Republic of Abarri is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Ramón Aznar with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.829 billion Abarrians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ambarri. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Abarrian economy, worth a remarkable 3,087 trillion Abarrian pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 195,060 Abarrian pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, concussed black-necked swanball players cannot remember their lineup position, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, and the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent. Crime is totally unknown. Abarri's national animal is the black-necked swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Abarri is ranked 12,038^th in the world and 218^th in the South Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 195,060.97 Standard Monetary Units.