The Unified World Government of Kaeto is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 13.208 billion Kaetoans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.0%.

The thriving Kaetoan economy, worth 928 trillion asdfaefs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,322 asdfaefs, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular, appendix transplant figures have recently doubled, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, and former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaeto's national animal is the awefawef, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kaeto is ranked 177,963^rd in the world and 5,821^st in Balder for Most Primitive, scoring -69.31 on the Scary Big Number Scale.