The Will Of One of Klaus Devestatorie is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Avakael with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, flagrant waste-dumping, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 35.103 billion Imperialians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperialia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Imperialian economy, worth an astonishing 20,350 trillion Halicarnassuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 579,725 Halicarnassuses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,397,797 per year while the poor average 5,624, a ratio of 959 to 1.

Citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Klaus Devestatorie's national animal is the White Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cruor.

Klaus Devestatorie is ranked 303,214^th in the world and 207^th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -42.31 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.