The Mysterious Black Hole of Roless is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The High Queen of Roless with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.07 billion Rolessians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atchta. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Rolessian economy, worth a remarkable 7,018 trillion Rezzats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 536,983 Rezzats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cars have been banned, political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, and scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roless's national animal is the Funky Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Funkyism.

Roless is ranked 346,246^th in the world and 313^th in Forest for Nicest Citizens, with 0.07 average smiles per day.