“We have NOTHING to do with our 91% disappearance rate.” the funky badger of greatness
|Category: Psychotic Dictatorship|
Regional Influence: Squire
|Leader||the funky badger of greatness|
The Mysterious black holə of Roless is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by the funky badger of greatness with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.86 billion Rolessians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ichasa. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Rolessian economy, worth a remarkable 1,374 trillion Rezzats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 282,740 Rezzats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Environmentalists have found an unusual ally in soldiers of fortune, colonial subjects have Rolessian culture shoved down their throats, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and immigrants who don't like the taste of Rolessian Turnip Chips are immediately deported. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roless's national animal is the Funky badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is funkyism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Roless, immigrants who don't like the taste of Rolessian Turnip Chips are immediately deported.
- : Following new legislation in Roless, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
- : Following new legislation in Roless, colonial subjects have Rolessian culture shoved down their throats.
- : Roless published "Roless's Submission for the forest flag contest 2021" (Meta: Gameplay).
- : Following new legislation in Roless, environmentalists have found an unusual ally in soldiers of fortune.
- : Following new legislation in Roless, vaccinations are mandatory.
- : Following new legislation in Roless, war vets look after war animals.
- : Following new legislation in Roless, Roless is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
- : Following new legislation in Roless, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like.
- : Following new legislation in Roless, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
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