The Commonwealth of Mojaguay is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Chancellor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 30.794 billion Mojaguayans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cunda. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mojaguayan economy, worth a remarkable 6,114 trillion pescatores a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 198,559 pescatores, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Cunda's playgrounds, posters on 'Mojaguayan Values' advise against being proud of Mojaguay, people talk about things being better when men were men, and fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mojaguay's national animal is the gecko, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Holy Mother Church.

Mojaguay is ranked 288,657^th in the world and 135^th in Canada for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.38 kickbacks per hour.