The Most Serene Conglomerate of Native Inhabitants of Antarctica is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Supreme Executive Tux with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, aversion to nipples, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.542 billion Penguins are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McMurdo Station. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Antarctican economy, worth a remarkable 3,148 trillion dogecoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 216,533 dogecoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,013,795 per year while the poor average 2,130, a ratio of 945 to 1.

The internal market is thriving, pet owners want to know why their animals keep smiling at them, you can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs, and slavers are real nutters. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Native Inhabitants of Antarctica's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Open-Source Software.

Native Inhabitants of Antarctica is ranked 275,973^rd in the world and 10,353^rd in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -292.15 on the Scary Big Number Scale.