by Max Barry

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Category: Capitalizt
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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the South Pacific


Native Inhabitants of Antarctica

Population4.944 billion

CapitalMcMurdo Station
LeaderSupreme Executive Tux
FaithCult of Open-Source Software


The Most Serene Conglomerate of Native Inhabitants of Antarctica is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Executive Tux with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.944 billion Penguins enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McMurdo Station. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Antarctican economy, worth a remarkable 1,083 trillion dogecoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 219,179 dogecoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,437,559 per year while the poor average 13,085, a ratio of 109 to 1.

Financial investors are noting a boom in artillery, clandestine emigration to countries with labor laws is all the rage, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in McMurdo Station, and young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Native Inhabitants of Antarctica's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Open-Source Software.

Native Inhabitants of Antarctica is ranked 12,966th in the world and 225th in the South Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 1,083 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 197thRudest Citizens: 229thHighest Crime Rates: 248thLargest Retail Industry: 295thMost Armed: 309thLargest Gambling Industry: 344thFattest Citizens: 344thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 546thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 567thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 567thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 637thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 662ndMost Avoided: 677thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,030thMost Influential: 1,072ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,202ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,301stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,348thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,598thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,763rdLargest Mining Sector: 2,211thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,278thHighest Average Incomes: 4,314thHighest Drug Use: 5,559thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,987thMost Pro-Market: 7,193rdTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9,878thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,440thMost Secular: 12,391stHighest Economic Output: 12,966thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,815thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,251stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,001st
Rudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15th in the regionMost Avoided: 17th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 31st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 33rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 35th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 42nd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 83rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 97th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 103rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 105th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 112th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 112th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 131st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 225th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 248th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 324th in the regionLargest Black Market: 335th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 395th in the regionMost Secular: 425th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 431st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 437th in the regionLargest Populations: 474th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 499th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 504th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 525th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 540th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 187 » Erinor, Pencil Sharpeners 2, The Solar System Scope, Farengeto, Tsunamy, Kringalia, Bear Connors Paradiso, City States Nation, Ancient Slobovia, Darakin, Rebel-topia, Tsvetania, Sandaoguo, Aidenfieeld, Luddinlande, Centristvill, Linguiniland, Lotadia, South Caleblan, Curlyhoward, Kiasu-ism, Vincent Field, Oxsania, Nova Montron, Quiescent, Barabarom, Japanese Federal Republic, Qaweritoyu, Sanden, The United Expanse, Blahblah2017, Ridehale, Yellunstryer, Lambdaland, Jehenna, Wyatonians, The naked people, Aywhyou, Trinennie, Lioniel, Pamela And Hepatitis, Farelonia, Noire Denholm, Antarctic Empires, Escevola, GI-Land, Theorin, Iristead, Seliyan progressive Islands, Soem, and 137 others.Phillius, North Kanuckistan, Nankyoku Tairiku, Belschaft, La Ascension, Moreana, Poopisiya, Freedwanda, Utondara, RestartAll, Volaworand, Paranoia, Si-topia, Uncastania, Sedunn, Sagada, Calistan, Techganet, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Rhetiaa, FreeFishers, Concrete Slab, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Drugged Monkeys, Saciu, New Briantown, Jaxon, Great Andora, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Holy Chimerland, WTP All the good names are taken, Democratic Parndia, Potion Seller, Elveka, East Sakhlin, Pax Dracon, Sthalrim, Abarri, Avalonica, Paenoa, Ufask, Atomic Garden, Terranous, Crystal Creation, UnShleepd, The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp, East India Kompany, Silberne Wache, Towi Lamia, The National Corporation, Mona Landia, Anachronolandia, Aguatania, Isokenzar, USNE2018, Awjan, Spearos, Xandev, Cuuldere, Lorora3, Rabbitz, Catalunya Unida, Darbor, Kandorith, A Frog Dimension, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Qvait, Whimichy, Zess, Birdkeeper, Herbert Island, Angelxwings, Akindom, Lulliland, Ariankido, State of Iowa, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Jahass, Ostanasia, Federated Kingdoms of Brittania, Academy of Umbrellas, Republic Clovakh, Drystar, The Filippinas, North Catimestistrianes, Stoniamera, Choodox, Revanial, Dasko, Pays de Loire, Nowa Europa, Staubsaugen, Agalaesia, Qawe, Sesteran, Immund, Churumduul, Mew Nation, Yeldarbsland, Novagentum, Edula, Phanama, Amerion, Wild Space, North Erfton, Naam, Great Africans, Aveerya, Aurcania, United Federated States of Omega, P R of China, Negoshi, Westoc Kinness, Srevana, Laropsa, Raelsa, The West Valley Mountains, Bomamani, Jennaterra, Upper Tyrconnel, Auctoritatisque, Bedain, Halander, BootJack, Ave Gloriana, Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire, Kuddles, South Whitica, World United, Ketathinamiri Islands, Imperial Duck, Solega, Higash, Invilgra, and Rendania.

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