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The Mad King of Hell of The Stalker

“I am the daringest devil you've ever met, love.” The Mad King of Hell

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Hell

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The Stalker

Population16.172 billion

CapitalHell
LeaderThe Mad King of Hell
FaithDiscordianism

CurrencySoul
AnimalWhite Rabbit

The Mad King of Hell of The Stalker is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Mad King of Hell with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.172 billion Damned Souls are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Damned to Hell economy, worth an astonishing 11,965 trillion Souls a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is a breathtaking 739,863 Souls, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,487,280 per year while the poor average 163,187, a ratio of 15.2 to 1.

Heirs who take too long in the bathroom are declared missing and presumed dead, holiday gift-giving is often peppered with songs of praise to morally-questionable televangelists, justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag, and the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Stalker's national animal is the White Rabbit, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Discordianism.

The Stalker is ranked 47th in the world and 2nd in Hell for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 31,746.17 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 1stMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rdMost Devout: 5thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12thMost Primitive: 18thMost Subsidized Industry: 25thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26thMost Armed: 33rdMost Corrupt Governments: 43rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 45thHighest Average Incomes: 46thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 47thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 47thHighest Crime Rates: 57thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 59thLargest Agricultural Sector: 60thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 61stLargest Black Market: 65thFattest Citizens: 69thMost Beautiful Environments: 93rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 128thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 147thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 182ndLargest Insurance Industry: 203rdLargest Retail Industry: 214thHighest Economic Output: 228thLargest Governments: 276thBest Weather: 383rdRudest Citizens: 490thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,415thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,504thTop
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Most Influential: 1,934thMost Efficient Economies: 1,988thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,302ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,324thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,222ndMost Stationary: 5,406thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,824thTop
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Largest Populations: 8,578thHighest Drug Use: 14,222nd
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Most Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 9 » Freddland, Cynical Alcoholics, Boolaroo, Donkervader, Sathan, New Paristan, Stantenople, Warchief Mordok, and Premedite.

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