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Antarctic Oasis RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Evil Conservative Empire of The Palentine (elected )

Founder: The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny

Last WA Update:

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So, you've finally settled your country down in its new home; you've even rounded up some local penguins for your national zoo...and they start randomly exploding on you. You reach out to your neighbors to establish diplomatic ties, but they're too busy pointing missiles at you to be your friends. You hire a stripper to entertain your leader, but she ties him to a chair and starts pressing him for sensitive intel. You come across a band of gnomes, but instead of sneakily trying to change your laws, they shake you down for rent money. If you thought this was a normal peaceful region, you were way off! Welcome to AO™.

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Embassies: Texas, Antarctica, Zhaucauozian Friendship, Malibu Ocean, International Democratic Union, Gatesville Inc, That Place Over There, City Ankh Morpork, Western Atlantic, The Realm of Hibernia, One big Island, NationStates, Glass Gallows, Forest, Catholic, New Warsaw Pact, and 7 others.The Security Council, Right to Life, Hell, Arctic, Regionless, Gay, and The Joint Systems Alliance.

Tags: Anti-General Assembly, Anti-Security Council, Anti-World Assembly, Capitalist, Featured, Free Trade, General Assembly, LGBT, Libertarian, Medium, Multi-Species, National Sovereigntist, and 5 others.Offsite Forums, Puppet Storage, Role Player, Snarky, and World Assembly.

Regional Power: Moderate

Antarctic Oasis contains 24 nations, the 745th most in the world.


Today's World Census Report

The Highest Disposable Incomes in Antarctic Oasis

The World Census calculated the average incomes of citizens after paying tax.

As a region, Antarctic Oasis is ranked 259th in the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Goat-Enabled Plutocracy of GruenbergCompulsory Consumerist State“The world's favourite goat-enabled theocracy”
2.The Mysterion Rising of OmigodtheykilledkennyCapitalizt“You bastards!”
3.The Imperial Provinces of ExxosiaCapitalizt“We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.”
4.The Clueless Penguin Republic of South JenstownLeft-wing Utopia“A journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very badly”
5.The Evil Conservative Empire of The PalentineLeft-Leaning College State“WWHDD...What Would His Dooziness Do?”
6.The Totally Naked Fraternity of Retired WerePenguinsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“The right to bare arms, legs, head, torso ...”
7.The Deplorable Malfeasances of Capitalist ReichIron Fist Consumerists“Over Five-Billion Enslaved™”
8.The Life of WaterAnarchy“wwwwwwww”
9.The Unspeakably EVIL Skulldom of Murray the Evil SkullInoffensive Centrist Democracy“True Evil need no arms,Mortal!”
10.The Cute but Manly Kingdom of Carson the MuscratCapitalist Paradise“HUZZAH! IT MUST BE MINE!”

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Antarctic Oasis Regional Message Board

Just posted a new story in the Picyune. Feel free to join the international outrage at Empress Jhessan's latest actions.😁

Let me just say that, while Krioval is staunchly against capital punishment, this current resolution is ridiculous. Either it should have been banned outright in the previous resolution, or the authors should have left well enough alone with their first one. Trying to titrate the exact level of support for a policy with successive, ever more restrictive proposals, is a colossal pain in the butt.

Thankfully as of right now it looks like it's going down in flames like just about every other one of Tinhampton's attempts to pass legislation. I'd weigh into the debates, but I can't stand the sactimonious <censored> virtue shaming those opposing their efforts.

Foreign musicians that Empress Jhessan Spaulding dislikes are turned away at the border

Reminiscent of:

Visit the Polar Picayune newswire today, for even DUMBER news stories than this!! :P

Glad to be here, and what a nice region to wander into...
Anyone want me to send a message to the next region I go to?

Have a look at our embassy listings; our favorite regions are listed near the top. Texas and Antarctica are both cool regions with casual, laid-back atmospheres. Both good places for a short vacation. We're happy to have you here in the meantime. Happy traveling!

Omigodtheykilledkenny wrote:Have a look at our embassy listings; our favorite regions are listed near the top. Texas and Antarctica are both cool regions with casual, laid-back atmospheres. Both good places for a short vacation. We're happy to have you here in the meantime. Happy traveling!

Well, I'll be on my way!

Sorry for the lag in updates, I was fighting getting the legend remotely put together.

"In fact, in Rand McNally, they wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people!" "Cool!"

Just something random I was thinking while looking at the legend. :P

Please tell me you did not try and carve out 35 subdivisions in OMGFKK! Well, the most southwestern state (which includes San Andreas) would be Santa Califia. The state next to it (bordering Colorado Is.) would be Kennsylvania. But Kennsylvania is supposed to contain the tallest mountain in OMGTKK - do you have any idea which mountain in my territory is the tallest?

Also Philimbesi's back; maybe he might want a piece of the pie, too?

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