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D!cktator (Governor): The Evil Conservative Empire of The Palentine

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Evil Conservative Empire of The Palentine (elected )

Founder: The Princessipality of Omigodtheykilledkenny

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So, you've finally settled your country down in its new home; you've even rounded up some local penguins for your national zoo...and they start randomly exploding on you. You reach out to your neighbors to establish diplomatic ties, but they're too busy pointing missiles at you to be your friends. You hire a stripper to entertain your leader, but she ties him to a chair and starts pressing him for sensitive intel. You come across a band of gnomes, but instead of sneakily trying to change your laws, they shake you down for rent money. If you thought this was a normal peaceful region, you were way off! Welcome to LinkAO™.

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Embassies: Zhaucauozian Friendship, Antarctica, Texas, The Pleiades, International Democratic Union, Gatesville Inc, That Place Over There, City Ankh Morpork, Western Atlantic, The Realm of Hibernia, One big Island, NationStates, Glass Gallows, Catholic, New Warsaw Pact, The Security Council, and 9 others.Right to Life, Hell, Arctic, Regionless, Gay, Entropy, Arkansas, Arctica, and West Antartica.

Tags: Anti-General Assembly, Anti-Security Council, Anti-World Assembly, Capitalist, Featured, Free Trade, General Assembly, LGBT, Libertarian, Map, Medium, Multi-Species, and 6 others.National Sovereigntist, Offsite Forums, Puppet Storage, Role Player, Snarky, and World Assembly.

Regional Power: Moderate

Antarctic Oasis contains 28 nations, the 803rd most in the world.

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NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Imperial Provinces of ExxosiaCapitalist Paradise“We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.”
2.The Princessipality of OmigodtheykilledkennyLeft-Leaning College State“You bastards!”
3.The Evil Conservative Empire of The PalentineLeft-Leaning College State“WWHDD...What Would His Dooziness Do?”
4.The Totally Naked Fraternity of Retired WerePenguinsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Make it so.”
5.The State Security Apparatus of Iron FelixIron Fist Consumerists“Sing to the Motherland”
6.The Rogue Nation of DSN33Psychotic Dictatorship“By The People For The People”
7.The Clueless Penguin Republic of South JenstownLiberal Democratic Socialists“A journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very badly”
8.The Limited Liability Company of WhaleCo Global LLCCapitalist Paradise“Whale - It's What's For Dinner”
9.The Armed Republic of Gates Was RightIron Fist Consumerists“WA Delenda Est”
10.The Man who goes by the name of Hiriaurtung ArororugulCompulsory Consumerist State“This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine”
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This is hilarious. Why Taco Bell is the biggest troll in Fast Food by Nick the Fat Electrician (aka the Chubby Electron Guy).😁

https://youtu.be/ZftldlrLfLk?si=bI0NUebr54XpxOd3

Trump reveals plan to annex Canada.

https://x.com/Dannyjokes/status/1864102704978469219

Haters and losers will say it's fake.

It is funny though. There are a couple of serious things to consider, however.
Canada is technically bilingual because of Quebec.
Canada should technically be admitted province by province as states.
Canadians voted for that idiot, so doing so might give the Democrats an absolute majority.
Canada has a rabid fear of foreign cheese.
https://www.pcb.ca/post/importing-cheese-into-canada-its-not-that-simple-6683

If we could annex only the rural parts it might be okay.

Iron Felix wrote:Logged me out for some reason, now it won't let me log in using any of my usernames or passwords. F*CK! THEM!

Update on this: if you poke around enough you can find a "legacy log-in" or some such and it'll allow you to log in using your original username and pw. We'll see how long it keeps me logged in.

I don't think the Canadians would give the Democrats a majority. Their politics do not align with the Democratic or Republican parties. I have had a lot of Canadian friends over the years and I would say they would defuse into other parties or make their Canadian parties into new American ones once forcibly exposed to a greater worldview.

Overall, I have found Canadians to be the most violent, anti-humanist, and poorly educated people I have ever known though. They lack curiosity and willingness to grow emotionally and mentally. And they often see other cultures through a lens of complete... How to even put it? Jovial hatred without the ability to acknowledge the hatred because they are that emotionally stunted.

I have three Canadian friends who thought Abraham Lincoln was black and a Democrat, that the Republican party was founded wholly on perpetuating the ritualized murder of blacks up until 1991, and that Canada never had indigenous people until the Americans drove them north. When confronted about this, they said it was what they were taught in school. I have one Canadian friend who is so incapable of understanding the Maori, that when that woman started a hakka, she thought the Maori had to be exterminated for being racist against the Maori. And I have one friend in Alberta (and in my experience, Albertans are the best Canada has to offer) who thinks whipped cream grows on trees - literally that you crack open a walnut-like plant pod and it puffs out from the decreased pressure.

And they never questioned it.

So instead of going straight into the Democratic party, I think a lot of Canadians would be exposed to a shock that would take decades to work out. During this time, they would be too overwhelmed and likely would scattershot their voting in a way that would favor nobody but the Libertarians because at least the Libertarian Canadians are more or less on the same page as the Libertarian Americans.

Yikes! Best to kill them all then I guess?

It's a big country. Plenty of room for expansion. We can just colonize it with Americans.

The rare non food based NS/OBI Mega fun poll.

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^ • What do you call your Minister of War/Defense?

Vote or Pin Head from the Movie Hellraiser will,and I quote " Will Tear your soul apart!!" dont risk his anger! vote.. >:)

I prefer food-based polls, especially around lunch time.

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