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The AI Corrupted Polish Republic of Iquerian

“Lucky Brains”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Europe

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Iquerian

Population2.435 billion

CapitalNorth Pole
LeaderFirst Marshal Aleksander Jabłonowski
FaithM O C Z A R

CurrencyGold Bar
AnimalPegasus Spyware

The AI Corrupted Polish Republic of Iquerian is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by First Marshal Aleksander Jabłonowski with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.435 billion Poles are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Pole. The average income tax rate is 77.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Polish Iquerian economy, worth 615 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 252,790 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Political candidates must be personally vetted by First Marshal Aleksander Jabłonowski, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Polish Iquerian restaurants, and viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iquerian's national animal is the Pegasus Spyware, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is M O C Z A R.

Iquerian is ranked 19,049th in the world and 390th in Europe for Highest Food Quality, scoring 120.11 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 522ndMost Influential: 1,144thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,366thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,261stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,331stTop
5%
Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,469thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,471stMost Armed: 4,706thHighest Average Incomes: 5,236thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,011thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,533rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,166thLargest Black Market: 7,376thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,533rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,589thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,768thMost Developed: 8,624thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,577thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,588thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,001stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,901stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,950thSmartest Citizens: 11,025thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,062ndLargest Publishing Industry: 11,243rdMost Beautiful Environments: 11,954thMost Cultured: 12,113thHealthiest Citizens: 13,452ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,750thLargest Governments: 13,896thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,398thTop
10%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,337thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,500thMost Efficient Economies: 15,615thMost Patriotic: 16,516thBest Weather: 17,610thHighest Food Quality: 19,049thLowest Crime Rates: 20,974thMost Secular: 21,929thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,107thLargest Retail Industry: 23,966thLargest Mining Sector: 27,248th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 19th in the regionMost Armed: 31st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 34th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 34th in the regionLargest Black Market: 43rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 47th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 51st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 53rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 62nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 63rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 64th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 72nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 73rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 89th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 97th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 122nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 124th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 126th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 130th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Iquerian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Iquerian, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows.
  • : Iquerian voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Work Visas Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Iquerian, chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Polish Iquerian restaurants.
  • : Iquerian voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Outer Sparta".
  • : Following new legislation in Iquerian, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
  • : Following new legislation in Iquerian, political candidates must be personally vetted by First Marshal Aleksander Jabłonowski.
  • : Following new legislation in Iquerian, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
  • : Following new legislation in Iquerian, refugee camp conversions to M O C Z A R are increasingly common.
  • : Following new legislation in Iquerian, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 222 » Saarenmaa, Pilipinas and Malaya, UGBK, Heritagela, Dakea, Raghallaigh, Owlograd, Union of the Golden Horde, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, The New Nordic Union, Katuris, Nardin, New Eestiball, Agausia, Tikonia, Trixeland, The Oriental Empire, Wamia, Bastile, Hankhank, Thracia Republic, Maritzal, Regnum Italiae, Invernessia, Galychia, Compedlandia, Northern Socialist States, Kardjali, An Clar, Meropis, Holy Pandonia, Yahlia, Newex Nov Can, Northern German Federation, Spruce, Kanokla, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Rary, Leblancroux, Orsik, Leistrona, Thracia and Crimea, Calicov, Slavatania, Caucasia, Ost-Scandinavia, Konzhov, Walfo, The Champions League, Leszno, and 172 others.St Scarlett, Isla Rural, Dizgovzy, Irminsulia, Cantilena, Imperium Anglorum, Great Clucky, Sovietskogo Soyuz, Salwonia, Slavonia and Srijem, Elestansa, Agatep, Ostermarch, Wealthland, Franchya, Revienessia, Iceagea, Ferranghia, United Communes of Chile, Icoland, Ortigia, Spami, Kallvetzia, Ottterland, Alharatz, Land of Bobtopia, Salarnsia, Neurks Boodal, Foudina, Lumiarae, Makykay, Wyndland, St Petersbury, Iaepatius, The New Dawn Imperium, Umeria, Someseni, Dauershire, Socialist Swanage, Sax, Wombelland, Gorzi, Beriwen, Yourope, Karnea, Weltbeherrschung, Rome Ruzalls, The Eternal Ascendancy, Scytharum, East Ase Palmars, Ithertia, Avalisk, Cavonia, Greater Tiberia, Noob Farlands, Superior Saxonia, Bareu, Panorama Paradise, Delphia, Kebabian States, Ventelia, Slovanov, Elisabethshagen, Balcem, Konewa, The Templar Papal New State, Artlantic Islands, Lieges, Psikuta, Mynox, Orctavia, Leiningerland, Wiener-Neustadt, The Scandinavian Realm, Exelandia, Kazachman, LeikANsTo, Nea Europa, North of Americas, Zaznia, Red Bull Ring, Brakanistan, MagyaRomania, Fenian Provinces, Germaniej, Maanenland, The Asten Islands, Younizia, NPO2, Southern Whateverlandia, Eastoria, The Atlantian Republic, Ivernia, The AbelLandia, The OG Your Moms Mom, New Vorarlberg, Quentenia, Falvaard, Toinetopia, German Tyrane, Dark Matter, Etnon, Chioganah, Jahass, Scivonia, Scutarie, Soleilland, Bosansko-Hercegovacko Carstvo, Nuweland, Astaraion, Sicheslav, Armbruster, Aresetia, Malchalar, Sonastan, Empire of Draconia, Flaminia, Brujstan, Aroale, Macedonian Yugoslavia, Durlia, Leranditale, Gliesetonia, South St Maarten, Njordsund, Amicities, Wolflanden, The-British-Isles, Norfland, Skalliad, Dunsteen, Ur Argentinian Grandpa, Basque Dominion, Greater Bahland, Eastern Geenientan, Carignanum, Javlardina, Nova Espana, Republic of Auctoritas, Zulrich, HELLLLL, Novaspesia, Karelias, Der Weimar Republik, New Genovia, Istastioner, Robbonia, Saint Asperes, Drembler, Hunarskotlo, Niemence, Cot Deviet, The Seven Provinces, Belvanya, Narmocrana, Reiserland, Outer Sparta, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids, The Full Moon, Cambany, Kkorea, Kronverg, Woodlands, Apocalypse Borg, Der Deutscher Volksbund, Chronus, CSB SA Union, Saint Von Artemis, Kalebo, Western Balkania, and Australian Luxembourg.

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