The Impossible Pantisocracy of Nuweland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ignacio Quaresma with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory vegetarianism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 40.681 billion Nuwelanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hammersdorf-Vilamartel. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nuwelandian economy, worth a remarkable 8,370 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 205,769 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, cities are engulfed by smog, employers are keenest on employees who lack family values, and the government has enacted freedom of information. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuweland's national animal is the ring-tailed lemur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 'Christianity' à la neulandienne.

Nuweland is ranked 81,830^th in the world and 432^nd in Europe for Most Corrupt Governments, with 19.74 kickbacks per hour.