The República Popular Democrátic of Zambianka is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by ERIK with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.496 billion Zambianoes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zambiza. The average income tax rate is 51.3%.

The powerhouse Zambiankan economy, worth 121 trillion Zambiandas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,965 Zambiandas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

A proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', Zambiankan watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, and immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zambianka's national animal is the Capivara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zambianka is ranked 156,616^th in the world and 1,168^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 91.08 on the Clooney Contribution Index.