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Oh and also don't ask me about what leader my country has coz we have an Election currently happening. That's right, an ELECTION - do you guys know what elections are? No? Well they're these new fangled things that allow you to choose a new leader without p1ssing off the people or anything. Must seem like news to you guys.

The death syndicate wrote:...
Thats the least of your problems if you have proper air coverage.

I would be worried about the enemy submarines because they can sink it with ease.

True. And I do have a lot of Planes in the air.

Stellar Colonies, Dreamersistan, and The death syndicate

The death syndicate

Dreamersistan wrote:
Wants meth...

Floridan confirmed..

Commence Protocol: Feed to EK-Gator

*eats EK-Gator because it smelled like beer and cocain*

Shavara wrote:"No, thank you." Says Father Juárez. "I have heard that you have slayed children and terrors of The Forsaken One, is that true?"

He finishes the bottle, sets it down, and looks off towards the fridge in thought. "You really ought to nab that drink, if hearing about it is your plan." He says, turning back at him. "Judging by that look in your eyes though. You've been through some hell yourself, huh?"

The death syndicate wrote:*eats EK-Gator because it smelled like beer and cocain*

You've fallen for the trap...

<tags DarKspawnerreich to take over this mauling>

Remembere EK-ito, u owe me one victim

Stellar Colonies, The death syndicate, and DarKspawnerreich

Danelaw Scandinavia wrote:No you did not. There's a reason I highlight other Forces trying to pull stuff like that so people can ready themselves and to create a less luck based battle.

Unfortunately, you should have let Kilkire know. You gave him control of your fleets.

Luck? This is a battle of strategy and you lost. Perhaps if you had maintained control of your fleets you would have spotted my tactic and managed to pull off a win.

Dreamersistan wrote:You've fallen for the trap...

<tags DarKspawnerreich to take over this mauling>

Remembere EK-ito, u owe me one victim

*Interior Crocodile Alligator blasts as I begin mauling TDS*

Stellar Colonies, Shavara, Dreamersistan, and The death syndicate

DarKspawnerreich wrote:He finishes the bottle, sets it down, and looks off towards the fridge in thought. "You really ought to nab that drink, if hearing about it is your plan." He says, turning back at him. "Judging by that look in your eyes though. You've been through some hell yourself, huh?"

Father Juárez nods. "Unfortunately, yes." He confirms.

Shavara wrote:Father Juárez nods. "Unfortunately, yes." He confirms.

"I assumed as much. What people you lost? What'd you encounter?"

Shavara

SCREAMS IN RAGE

This stupid fricking game keeps putting up h----- ads.

Stellar Colonies, Zukchiva, Shavara, and The death syndicate

The death syndicate

DarKspawnerreich wrote:*Interior Crocodile Alligator blasts as I begin mauling TDS*

*begins drinking my own blood as I think it is Red Bull*

The death syndicate

Levantin wrote:SCREAMS IN RAGE

This stupid fricking game keeps putting up h----- ads.

I know how you feel
PURGE THEM ALLL

Social Conservatism
Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index 41.85 → 42.77 2.2%

Defense Forces
Total War Preparedness Rating 4,144.58 → 4,218.99 1.8%

Public Healthcare
Theresa-Nightingale Rating 9,032.05 → 9,180.21 1.6%

Authoritarianism
milliStalins 448.12 → 454.58 1.4%

Averageness
Average Standardized Normality Scale 30.25 → 30.56 1.0%

Rudeness
Insults Per Minute 81.03 → 81.77 0.91%

Intelligence
Quips Per Hour 174.22 → 174.67 0.26%

Safety
Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating 129.55 → 129.88 0.25%

Health
Bananas Ingested Per Day 27.73 → 27.80 0.25%

Employment
Workforce Participation Rate 89.64 → 89.79 0.17%

Government Size
Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index 44.74 → 44.81 0.16%

Scientific Advancement
Kurzweil Singularity Index 728.42 → 729.41 0.14%

Industry: Information Technology
Fann-Boi Productivity Index 55,803.19 → 55,878.20 0.13%

Weaponization
Weapons Per Person 8.73 → 8.74 0.11%

Economic Output
Smils 813,375,000,000,000 → 814,104,000,000,000 0.09%

Average Income
Smils 200,536.15 → 200,715.88 0.09%

Average Income of Poor
Smils 165,727.78 → 165,876.31 0.09%

Average Income of Rich
Smils 237,729.51 → 237,942.57 0.09%

Tourism
Tourists Per Hour 2,220.19 → 2,218.96 0.06%

Compliance
Law-abiding Acts Per Hour 109.08 → 109.00 0.07%

Industry: Insurance
Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating 447.30 → 446.90 0.09%

Industry: Retail
Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index 2,649.40 → 2,647.03 0.09%

Public Transport
Societal Mobility Rating 3,284.38 → 3,281.44 0.09%

Law Enforcement
Orwell Orderliness Index 2,736.98 → 2,734.53 0.09%

Sector: Agriculture
Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index 1,016.59 → 1,015.68 0.09%

Industry: Arms Manufacturing
Charon Conveyancy Index 8,780.24 → 8,772.38 0.09%

Industry: Basket Weaving
Hickory Productivity Index 5,326.95 → 5,322.18 0.09%

Industry: Book Publishing
Bella Potter Productivity e-Index 20,933.70 → 20,914.95 0.09%

Eco-Friendliness
Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index 8,171.85 → 8,164.53 0.09%

Sector: Manufacturing
Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index 14,107.20 → 14,094.56 0.09%

Public Education
Edu-tellignce® Test Score 17,243.00 → 17,227.55 0.09%

Business Subsidization
Gilded Widget Scale 9,853.14 → 9,844.31 0.09%

Industry: Furniture Restoration
Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index 1,438.87 → 1,437.58 0.09%

Welfare
Safety Net Mesh Density Rating 5,552.17 → 5,547.19 0.09%

Death Rate
Bus Surprisal Index 17.25 → 17.23 0.12%

Primitiveness
Scary Big Number Scale -699.77 → -700.80 0.15%

Nudity
Cheeks Per Square Mile 166.75 → 166.50 0.15%

Weather
Meters Of Sunlight 292.00 → 291.00 0.34%

Freedom From Taxation
Hayek Index -519.51 → -521.35 0.35%

Recreational Drug Use
Pineapple Fondness Rating 51.80 → 51.60 0.39%

Black Market
Smils 95,200,000,000 → 94,800,000,000 0.42%

Compassion
Kitten Softness Rating 94.78 → 94.18 0.63%

Obesity
Obesity Rate 2.87 → 2.85 0.70%

Niceness
Average Smiles Per Day 51.66 → 51.22 0.85%

Civil Rights
Martin Luther King, Jr. Units 66.10 → 65.49 0.92%

Ideological Radicality
Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index 24.75 → 24.44 1.3%

Corruption
Kickbacks Per Hour 0.44 → 0.43 2.3%

Average Disposable Income
Smils 6,417.16 → 6,222.19 3.0%

Pacifism
Cheeks Turned Per Day 33.25 → 30.76 7.5%
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Weeelll, as there's not a whole lot of interesting RMB stuff going on...

DarKspawnerreich wrote:*Interior Crocodile Alligator blasts as I begin mauling TDS*

Dreamersistan wrote:You've fallen for the trap...

<tags DarKspawnerreich to take over this mauling>

Remembere EK-ito, u owe me one victim

The death syndicate wrote:*eats EK-Gator because it smelled like beer and cocain*

...I'm gonna go have dinner. Well, GMT dinner. I will be back tomorrow. Well, GMT tomorrow. With how many things do I need to specify my time zone? Honestly, it's crazy.

Stellar Colonies, The death syndicate, and DarKspawnerreich

Levantin wrote:Unfortunately, you should have let Kilkire know. You gave him control of your fleets.

Luck? This is a battle of strategy and you lost. Perhaps if you had maintained control of your fleets you would have spotted my tactic and managed to pull off a win.

No. We havent lost yet and I gave him control due to him fighting beside me and I was needing to go. Bad choice it seems.

Stellar Colonies, Levantin, and The death syndicate

Shavara sorry to do this but gonna have to put this rp on hold for now. Must go.

Stellar Colonies and Shavara

DarKspawnerreich wrote:"I assumed as much. What people you lost? What'd you encounter?"

"I have only lost one of my good friends, but most of them in the situation were injured." Answered Father Juárez. "What I have encountered is a powerful demon named 'Legion', I have exorcised it out of an innocent person's soul, it told me with an otherworldly voice that there are many places that we comprehend as Hell."

The death syndicate

The death syndicate wrote:The drones, after a lengthy turn, fly back past the battle groups with a resounding crack as they return to the carriers, residing within them targeting acquisition information for an over-the-horizon missile barrage as soon as the fleet gets within range.
Which is very soon.

Levantin...
I am sorry for whatever comes next.

New maiya wrote:Weeelll, as there's not a whole lot of interesting RMB stuff going on...
...I'm gonna go have dinner. Well, GMT dinner. I will be back tomorrow. Well, GMT tomorrow. With how many things do I need to specify my time zone? Honestly, it's crazy.

*ukulele starts playing as a massive mosquito eats your dinner*

DarKspawnerreich wrote:Shavara sorry to do this but gonna have to put this rp on hold for now. Must go.

Oke
;>;

Vote for Kuriko! Just listen to her running mate!

Hello, come one, come all!

For far too long, the World Assembly has dilly-dallied about, stomping on the freedom of the individual nations that give it power and only acting as an avenue for the deeply-entrenched WA elite to further their own agendas; no more!

Kuriko will ensure the WA is there for YOU, and not some regional delegate and their cohorts who only care about cementing their grasp over YOUR national sovereignty!

Kuriko will strengthen the Security Council, giving PROTECTION and STRENGTHENING the power of the individual and their region! They're a sixteen times Security Council author, and a defender, at that; Kuriko has got this.

Kuriko will give every low-level WA delegate a view of the inner workings of that mysterious entity known as the World Assembly: a yearly State of the World Assembly dispatch will be published,

I, Delegate Ruba of Couray, am running for WA Sec.-General on the following platform:

  • That you shouldn't vote for me, ever! Get The Empire of Kuriko in office, for the good of us all!

  • Every nation deserves REPRESENTATION in the World Assembly, and PROTECTION for their contributions to it!

  • Every nation deserves to know the inner workings of the World Assembly! A government that's hush-hush about its acts cannot be trusted!

Go, now, VOTE KURIKO FOR SECRETARY-GENERAL TODAY! A vote for Kuriko is a vote for all of us!

And, also, do read Kuriko's own bulletin as well!
If you want to voice your support after voting, head on down to the forum thread as well!

VOTE FOR KURIKO! page=election

Read dispatch

Danelaw Scandinavia wrote:No. We havent lost yet and I gave him control due to him fighting beside me and I was needing to go. Bad choice it seems.

Fair point. The battle is at its climax and whatever the final outcome, your invasion of me will be significantly delayed. Even the Kilkiran King noted "unacceptable losses".

I know I can't hold you both off forever. It was never my intention to "win", just to watch the world burn.

*Laughs in sith lord*

Stellar Colonies, Danelaw Scandinavia, Las anod, Dreamersistan, and 1 otherThe death syndicate

Levantin wrote:Fair point. The battle is at its climax and whatever the final outcome, your invasion of me will be significantly delayed. Even the Kilkiran King noted "unacceptable losses".

I know I can't hold you both off forever. It was never my intention to "win", just to watch the world burn.

*Laughs in sith lord*

The World isnt burning is it now? To burn the world meaning youd have to get air supremacy over our countries and bomb most of the world including yourself.

Dorab wrote:Vote for Kuriko! Just listen to her running mate!
Hello, come one, come all!

For far too long, the World Assembly has dilly-dallied about, stomping on the freedom of the individual nations that give it power and only acting as an avenue for the deeply-entrenched WA elite to further their own agendas; no more!

Kuriko will ensure the WA is there for YOU, and not some regional delegate and their cohorts who only care about cementing their grasp over YOUR national sovereignty!

Kuriko will strengthen the Security Council, giving PROTECTION and STRENGTHENING the power of the individual and their region! They're a sixteen times Security Council author, and a defender, at that; Kuriko has got this.

Kuriko will give every low-level WA delegate a view of the inner workings of that mysterious entity known as the World Assembly: a yearly State of the World Assembly dispatch will be published,

I, Delegate Ruba of Couray, am running for WA Sec.-General on the following platform:

  • That you shouldn't vote for me, ever! Get The Empire of Kuriko in office, for the good of us all!

  • Every nation deserves REPRESENTATION in the World Assembly, and PROTECTION for their contributions to it!

  • Every nation deserves to know the inner workings of the World Assembly! A government that's hush-hush about its acts cannot be trusted!

Go, now, VOTE KURIKO FOR SECRETARY-GENERAL TODAY! A vote for Kuriko is a vote for all of us!

And, also, do read Kuriko's own bulletin as well!
If you want to voice your support after voting, head on down to the forum thread as well!

VOTE FOR KURIKO! page=election

Read dispatch

A vote for Kuriko is a vote for YOU, everybody!

The mike roctafinserland, Kurabis, and Dorab

The death syndicate

Levantin wrote:Fair point. The battle is at its climax and whatever the final outcome, your invasion of me will be significantly delayed. Even the Kilkiran King noted "unacceptable losses".

I know I can't hold you both off forever. It was never my intention to "win", just to watch the world burn.

*Laughs in sith lord*

Kampf Empire!
I am gonna push the smol blue button!
KAAAAAMMMPPPFFFF I SUMMON THEE TO GUIDE MY HAND!

Danelaw Scandinavia wrote:The World isnt burning is it now? To burn the world meaning youd have to get air supremacy over our countries and bomb most of the world including yourself.

*Continues laughing in sith lord*

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