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malf (Governor): The Abstract Entity of Horsell

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Abstract Entity of Horsell

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# <<< RAIDS WELCOME AND ENCOURAGED >>>

print("Welcome to the region of Malphe Vytherov")

print('''A computer chatted to itself in alarm as it noticed an airlock open and close itself for no apparent reason.
This was because Reason was in fact out to lunch.

A hole had just appeared in the Galaxy.
It was exactly a nothingth of a second long, a nothingth of an inch wide,
and quite a lot of million light years from end to end.
As it closed up lots of paper hats and party balloons fell out of it
and drifted off through the universe.
A team of seven three-foot-high market analysts fell out of it and died,
partly of asphyxiation, partly of surprise.''')

raidedBy = ["Lily", "The Black Hawks", "Ema Skye", "North Pacific Army", "Brotherhood of Malice"]

while True: print("RATS RATS RATS RATS")


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Embassies: Plum Island, Valle de Arena, Osiris, Alex, and The Brotherhood of Malice.

Tags: Featured, Invader, LGBT, and Minuscule.

Malphe contains 4 nations.

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Today's World Census Report

The Fattest Citizens in Malphe

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Malphe is ranked 22,480th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Abstract Entity of HorsellNew York Times Democracy“*angry rodent noises*”
2.The Theocracy of The Bright SkiesDemocratic Socialists“Unity, Discipline, Work”
3.The Bannorn of MarakandaLeft-Leaning College State“Dāerves iā Morghon!”
4.The Federal Republic of Silver SinInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Strength Through Compliance”

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Malphe Regional Message Board

French roman republic

I made people mad in Lazarus by accident and made a post yelling at someone so im gonna stay here for a bit

Probably zazumo

Congrats on being featured rat!! :D

Congratulations on being featured!

Jointfreedom

Hi

Jointfreedom wrote:Hi

Hiiiii :)

[color=red]Welcome to the region of Malphe!

Contact me via Malphe II if you want me to see it promptly.[/color]

A computer chatted to itself in alarm as it noticed an airlock open and close itself for no apparent reason.
This was because Reason was in fact out to lunch.

A hole had just appeared in the Galaxy.
It was exactly a nothingth of a second long, a nothingth of an inch wide,
and quite a lot of million light years from end to end.
As it closed up lots of paper hats and party balloons fell out of it
and drifted off through the universe.
A team of seven three-foot-high market analysts fell out of it and died,
partly of asphyxiation, partly of surprise.

[color=red]Raided by: Lily[/color], [color=grey]The Black Hawks[/color], [color=green]Ema Skye[/color], [color=darkblue]the North Pacific Army[/color]

Founded 09/12/2017-ish
Featured 27/10/2020

Hde

Darknationia wrote:Hde

pardon

kachow

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