The United States of Acrabinnia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Steven Hoffmann with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, flagrant waste-dumping, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 14.614 billion Acrabinnians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mobea. The average income tax rate is 3.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Acrabinnian economy, worth a remarkable 3,443 trillion Acrabinnian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 235,598 Acrabinnian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The news is showing footage of Steven Hoffmann bullying an old man to the point of tears, Steven Hoffmann has killer fashion sense, the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection, and shirts-versus-skins games are now skins-versus-skins games. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Acrabinnia's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Acrabinnia is ranked 28,108^th in the world and 591^st in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 76.61 kickbacks per hour.