The Democratic African Power of Jobenheim is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Alfie Madasen with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 3.885 billion Jobenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dar es Salaam. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jobenian economy, worth 616 trillion Jobenian Shillings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,729 Jobenian Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Handsome young men are forced into uniforms by their dominant elders, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, and Alfie Madasen steals from the rich and gives to the needy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jobenheim's national animal is the African Fish Eagle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Jobenheim is ranked 285,429^th in the world and 1,256^th in Europeia for Most Primitive, scoring -439.25 on the Scary Big Number Scale.