The Lovely Land of Le Libertia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Premier Henri Complaire with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.957 billion Libertians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lesaule. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Le Libertian economy, worth a remarkable 4,827 trillion fleur-de-lis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 268,811 fleur-de-lis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Premier Henri Complaire panders to nontraditional families, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, group hugs break out during floor votes, and 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive. Crime is totally unknown. Le Libertia's national animal is the giant tortoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Le Libertia is ranked 1,631^st in the world and 13^th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 152.54 law-abiding acts per hour.