The People's Republic of Khrushchyovkastan is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Chairman Luca with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.469 billion Khrushchyovs are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaddad. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Khrushchyovkastanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,040 trillion Gold Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 139,327 Gold Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khrushchyovkastan's national animal is the Wild Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Khrushchyovkastan is ranked 9,727^th in the world and 354^th in The Communist Bloc for Nicest Citizens, with 33.67 average smiles per day.