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The People's Republic of Pissing Yourself

“Piss Yourself”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The Leftist Assembly


Pissing Yourself

Population537 million

CapitalPiss City

CurrencyPiss Dollar
AnimalPiss Snake

The People's Republic of Pissing Yourself is a huge, safe nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 537 million Folk Who Have Pissed Themselveses are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Piss City. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Pissing Yourselfian economy, worth 12.5 trillion Piss Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 23,228 Piss Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is a growing belief that mothers love their children more than fathers, academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, and one of the most popular models in Pissing Yourself has a scarred face and one working eye. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pissing Yourself's national animal is the Piss Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pissing Yourself is ranked 215,869th in the world and 356th in The Leftist Assembly for Rudest Citizens, with 19.9 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,125thMost Income Equality: 8,763rdMost Influential: 10,091stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,410thTop
Nicest Citizens: 12,419thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,514thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,920thHighest Drug Use: 15,295thMost Cheerful Citizens: 18,770thMost Inclusive: 19,307thMost Secular: 20,934thBest Weather: 20,959thMost Pacifist: 21,558th
Highest Drug Use: 21st in the region

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