Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Powerhouse |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: The Leftist Assembly
Population | 6.983 billion |
Capital | Piss City |
Leader | Supreme Pisser |
Faith | Pissing Oneself |
Currency | Piss Dollar |
Animal | Piss Snake |
The People's Republic of Pissing Yourself is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Pisser with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.983 billion Folk Who Have Pissed Themselves are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Piss City. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.
The powerhouse of Pissed Pants economy, worth 675 trillion Piss Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Average income is 96,796 Piss Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments, 'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget, molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public, and a bureaucratic fight over PPIA cafeteria food expenditures has caused the temporary suspension of all agency counterintelligence operations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pissing Yourself's national animal is the Piss Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pissing Oneself.
Pissing Yourself is ranked 289,746th in the world and 347th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -18.08 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pissing Yourself was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and Most Influential and the Top 5% for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Inclusive, and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Pissing Yourself voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Eclipsis".
- : Pissing Yourself voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prosecutorial Discretion Act".
- : Following new legislation in Pissing Yourself, a bureaucratic fight over PPIA cafeteria food expenditures has caused the temporary suspension of all agency counterintelligence operations.
- : Following new legislation in Pissing Yourself, molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public.
- : Following new legislation in Pissing Yourself, 'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget.
- : Following new legislation in Pissing Yourself, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments.
- : Following new legislation in Pissing Yourself, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
- : Pissing Yourself was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Pissing Yourself, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 34 » Kawany, Caspersland, Rorlenland, Sincadenas, Nepacton Murt, Soviet Trailer Park, New Arkados, Midterra, Themsylvanii, Marxist Land of Peoples, Fibish, Newer Zealand, PEPEP, Sarmanov, Giratyphon, Zaratov, Placenta, Communist Union of Rus, Hoshikuni, Hussija, Rhenna, Tourettesia, United Asahi, Larger Green Plants, The Ghol, Runegeist, Slime Zone, Brockfort, Huazhi, Xanidema, Volkersland, Kero Kero Bonito, The Great Slime Nation of Nick, and Ancron.