The Federation of Storkillia is a massive, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 4.949 billion Storkillians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stortia. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Storkillian economy, worth 487 trillion Bisonoes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,434 Bisonoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a bright dawn ahead for Storkillia, every workday begins with group therapy, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, and most ambassadors from Storkillia retire only a few years after being appointed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Storkillia's national animal is the Bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Storkillia is ranked 23,080^th in the world and 57^th in The League for Safest, scoring 112.45 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.