The Awesome Federation of Whitachi is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Non-Existence with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, public floggings, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.696 billion Whitachinianovichitarialitoaninitounivariali are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seattle maybe. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Whitachinianovichiterialtariolninoatoulapica economy, worth a remarkable 2,069 trillion tokens a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 213,452 tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, only adults may purchase violent video games, and trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Whitachi's national animal is the Semicolon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is null.

Whitachi is ranked 1,703^rd in the world and 4^th in The League for Lowest Crime Rates, with 150.99 law-abiding acts per hour.