The Republic of Bimstrydellyf is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 121 million Bimstrydellyfians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 32.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Bimstrydellyfian economy, worth 4.37 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,122 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, people who do not complete their community service are sentenced to more community service, and the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bimstrydellyf's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bimstrydellyf is ranked 57,232^nd in the world and 1,271^st in The East Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 16.29 average smiles per day.