The Democratic Republic of Troc is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Viljami Laaksonen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and lack of airports. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.529 billion Trocs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keskusdemokraatit. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Trocian economy, worth a remarkable 3,772 trillion Troccoins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 500,997 Troccoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, builders across Troc are blocked up with orders for new public loos, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, and pop stars who make it big overseas are hailed as economic heroes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Troc's national animal is the Reindeer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Troc is ranked 879^th in the world and 23^rd in The East Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 16,406.72 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.