The United States of Imperial Eagle is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Thomas Vanderbilt with an even hand, and notable for its closed borders, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 27.443 billion Unionists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Columbia. The average income tax rate is 55.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving American economy, worth a remarkable 3,895 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,948 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Euthanasia is legal, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", and skateparks can be found in every city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Imperial Eagle's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Set.

Imperial Eagle is ranked 99,386^th in the world and 40^th in Geopolity for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,438.49 on the Gilded Widget Scale.