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The Kingdom of New Polancahui

“Ab Ordine Libertas”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: the West Pacific

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New Polancahui

Population258 million

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The Kingdom of New Polancahui is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 258 million New Polancahuians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.6%.

The powerhouse New Polancahuian economy, worth 20.3 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 78,777 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 256,248 per year while the poor average 18,246, a ratio of 14.0 to 1.

Once-vitriolic celebrity chefs are now known for giving encouraging hugs to aspiring cooks, the government-sponsored autobiography 'A Leader For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of Leader's supporters, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, and 90% of active duty NPAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Polancahui's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Polancahui is ranked 226,787th in the world and 3,335th in the West Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 6.19 average smiles per day.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,758thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,986th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 115th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 207th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 398th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 399th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Polancahui, 90% of active duty NPAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.
  • : Following new legislation in New Polancahui, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in New Polancahui, the government-sponsored autobiography 'A Leader For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of Leader's supporters.
  • : Following new legislation in New Polancahui, once-vitriolic celebrity chefs are now known for giving encouraging hugs to aspiring cooks.
  • : Following new legislation in New Polancahui, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary.
  • : Following new legislation in New Polancahui, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high.
  • : Following new legislation in New Polancahui, the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers.
  • : Following new legislation in New Polancahui, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • : New Polancahui voted against the World Assembly Resolution "On International Foolish Behavior".
  • : Following new legislation in New Polancahui, luxury condos have arisen from the ashes of demolished houses of worship.

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