The Mighty Imperialist Nation of Dai Nippon Teikokuu is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Hirohito The III with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.875 billion Japanese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Tokyo. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Japanese economy, worth 181 trillion Yen a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,956 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly, the government endows universities based on clearly demonstrated greed, many in Dai Nippon Teikokuu are born in the purple, and netizens fiercely argue over who loves Emperor Hirohito The III more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dai Nippon Teikokuu's national animal is the Macaque, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shintoism.

Dai Nippon Teikokuu is ranked 222,059^th in the world and 2,137^th in the West Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.7 Obesity Rate.