The Holy Empire of Nalibia is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 1.634 billion Nalibians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chikere. The average income tax rate is 46.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Nalibian economy, worth 138 trillion Shenars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,049 Shenars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

City workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, a state-funded project is investigating whether the moon is made of cheese, and Leader's speeches are beloved by insomniacs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nalibia's national animal is the Maned Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nalibia is ranked 279,545^th in the world and 3,262^nd in the West Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -7.35 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.