The Federate United Kingdoms of Protisia is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 1.192 billion Protisians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Protaras. The average income tax rate is 52.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Protisian economy, worth 162 trillion lire a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 136,700 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected, pet rocks are sold by the pound, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, and adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère. Crime is totally unknown. Protisia's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Protisia is ranked 33,504^th in the world and 82^nd in Christians for Highest Poor Incomes, with 70,805.96 Standard Monetary Units.