The Easter Federation of Colmis is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Ghost with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 6.364 billion Colmisians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ionata. The average income tax rate is 3.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Colmisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,479 trillion Denalms a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 232,426 Denalms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, and public spending advocates dread when the government says they're here to help. Crime is totally unknown. Colmis's national animal is the Easter bunny, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic Christianity.

Colmis is ranked 692^nd in the world and 3^rd in Christians for Most Cultured, scoring 436 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.