The Easter Federation of Colmis is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Ghost with an even hand, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 6.376 billion Colmisians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ionata. The average income tax rate is 3.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Colmisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,484 trillion Denalms a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 232,751 Denalms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Artists are pillars of society, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime is totally unknown. Colmis's national animal is the Easter bunny, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic Christianity.

Colmis is ranked 308,275^th in the world and 358^th in Christians for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -17.9 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.