The Bundesreich of Canamn is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chanceler Joe Von Ludwing with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 6.514 billion Canamnianos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meereszitadelle. The average income tax rate is 92.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Canamnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,826 trillion Aurimarks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 280,472 Aurimarks, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians no longer click with dating app matches, anyone who doesn't attend Official Governmental Religious Services is fined, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, and the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canamn's national animal is the Pinguin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Canamn is ranked 25,233^rd in the world and 23^rd in Covenant Shores for Most Patriotic, with 46.96 flags saluted per person per day.