The Holy Empire of Canamn is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Frederico II The Great with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 10.341 billion Canamnians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petrópolis. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Canamnian economy, worth a remarkable 3,715 trillion Canamnian Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 359,318 Canamnian Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sweat stains are proof of political acumen, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, and Emperor Frederico II The Great's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canamn's national animal is the Harpy Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Canamn is ranked 770^th in the world and 4^th in Christians for Most Cultured, scoring 414 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.