The Empire of Condemned Davelands is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Persona Non-Gratis with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 951 million Condemned Davelandsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of the Condemned. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.7%.

The strong Condemned Davelandsian economy, worth 72.4 trillion Condemneds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 76,108 Condemneds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 240,552 per year while the poor average 18,385, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

Prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use City of the Condemned as a backdrop, you can be fired for dyeing grey hairs, and laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Condemned Davelands's national animal is the Slug, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Condemned Davelands is ranked 26,374^th in the world and 232^nd in the West Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 15.62 Obesity Rate.