Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Page
Location: the West Pacific
Population | 3.275 billion |
Capital | Ultimaportus |
Leader | Jan I e Caeli |
Faith | Ascendism |
Currency | Credite |
Animal | Eagle |
The Ascendancy of Porta Caeli is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Jan I e Caeli with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.275 billion Caelestians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ultimaportus. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Caelestic economy, worth 437 trillion Credites a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 133,442 Credites, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Every workday begins with group therapy, unpopular scientists are shunned by name, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction, and homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Porta Caeli's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ascendism.
Porta Caeli is ranked 260,912th in the world and 3,629th in the West Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.82 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Porta Caeli was endorsed by The Empire of Wakoshima.
- : Porta Caeli endorsed The Revealing Science of All Good People.
- : Porta Caeli was endorsed by The Revealing Science of All Good People.
- : Porta Caeli was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Porta Caeli voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Porta Caeli voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Following new legislation in Porta Caeli, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
- : Following new legislation in Porta Caeli, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction.
- : Following new legislation in Porta Caeli, unpopular scientists are shunned by name.
- : Following new legislation in Porta Caeli, every workday begins with group therapy.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 25 » The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Varanius, Overthinkers, Bhang Bhang Duc, Laudesia, Orcatortugs, Apexiala, Occidius, Rengum in Lingo, Hyperion Towers, Glorious Existence, Diet coke enjoyers, Fotisdia, Corbeil, Hamburg Neo, Willow Gate, Nas Crustium, Wickedly evil people, Succedania, Dilber, Isachile Tum, Pushistia, Hexion, All Good People, and Wakoshima.