The Friendly Republic of Sensorland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Harper Huxley with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.566 billion Sensorians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Triumph. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Sensorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,818 trillion Emeralds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 172,152 Emeralds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, and advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sensorland's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is free thought.

Sensorland is ranked 84,492^nd in the world and 2,244^th in the West Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 76.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.